Sunday, January 10, 2010

Reverend’s Reviews: Bloody Good

Daybreakers is hitting theaters at just the right time. Following the over-commercialized cheer of Christmas and in the midst of the Hollywood awards season, this clever twist on the vampire genre provides a much needed, big-screen jolt of social satire and blood-drenched horror.

Set ten or so years from now, Daybreakers details an Earth that has been overrun with bloodsuckers following the outbreak of a bat-borne pathogen. Unlike the mindless ghouls of, say, I Am Legend, these vampires have retained their human memories and civility, and don’t look much worse for wear apart from paler complexions, discreet fangs and glow-in-the-dark eyes. In fact, not much has changed except for a general shift in business hours from 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM and the availability of blood shots at the local Starbucks.

Alas, all is not well on Planet Vampire. Humans have been hunted to near-extinction, so the global blood supply is getting low. Efforts at farming humans to meet demand and creating a viable blood substitute have grown futile. The vampires are beginning to panic, with some committing suicide and others choosing to feast on the blood of their own kind, resulting in horrible, bat-like mutations.


Edward Dalton (played by Ethan Hawke) is head hematologist at the powerful corporation that safeguards most of the world’s dwindling blood stock. Sympathetic toward the humans who have been hunted and farmed, Dalton refuses to drink their blood. Dalton crosses paths one night with some human survivors in the wake of a car accident. He ends up protecting them and their leader, the philosophical Elvis (a fun turn by Willem Dafoe), who provides Dalton with an unexpected cure for vampirism. But will they find a way to transform the vampires back into humans en masse before time runs out for both humans and vampires?

Daybreakers’ smart script (by the Spierig Brothers, Michael and Peter, who also directed and devised some of the film’s effective visual effects) plays with the traditional mores of vampire lore, prior to more recent deviations/innovations courtesy of Anne Rice and The Twilight Saga. These creatures remain vulnerable to wooden stakes and don’t cast reflections or shadows. While they are capable of venturing outdoors during daylight hours, the vampires get instantly burned to a crisp if struck by the sun’s UV rays.

The game cast is uniformly excellent. In addition to name actors Hawke and Dafoe, Sam Neill co-stars as the blood corporation’s greedy president, Charles Bromley. Long estranged from his still-human daughter (played by Hollywood up ‘n comer Isabel Lucas), the immoral Bromley has few qualms about “converting” her once they are reunited. Aussie actor Michael Dorman also makes an impression as Dalton’s militaristic brother.


Be warned, though: Daybreakers is one gory movie. Throats are torn, heads and limbs are severed and, in one particularly shocking scene, a body unexpectedly explodes. The violence is so graphic and unrelenting that the film’s finale — in which “cured” vampires are repeatedly set upon by the infected in an orgy of bloodletting — ultimately transcends its genre trappings to achieve a near-balletic quality. I was reminded of the outrageously but artistically violent sequences in Romero’s Dawn of the Dead, DePalma’s Scarface and the samurai rampage of Tarantino’s Kill Bill, Volume 1. However, I’m very grateful such scenes seem to come around only once or twice a decade.

A subplot about the demonization of those vampires, referred to as “subsiders,” who have mutated after drinking the blood of their own kind may strike a chord with GLBT viewers. They are eventually criminalized and executed by cheering police squads for their refusal to obey social norms. The plight of the subsiders also provides a potent AIDS metaphor. Then again, it’s easy to draw parallels between vampirism and AIDS in most horror movies made since 1981.

In the end, Daybreakers is the perfect tonic for those in need of assistance in recovering from holiday hangovers and/or high-falutin’, Oscar-bait movies.

UPDATE: Daybreakers is now available on DVD and Blu-ray from Amazon.com.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Dearie Awards 2009: Movie of the Year - A SINGLE MAN

Reverend was dumbfounded to discover in late November-early December various online articles and blog posts dismissing Tom Ford's gorgeous directorial debut A Single Man as having been "de-gayed" prior to its release. Most of these writers and bloggers hadn't seen the film, while I had and could attest that A Single Man (based on the landmark novel by Christopher Isherwood) isn't only the best gay-themed mainstream film since Brokeback Mountain, but also goes its predecessor a step further in that its multiple gay characters aren't self-loathing closet cases living hypocritical, double lives.

While George Falconer — the film's lead character beautifully brought to life by the duly-acclaimed Colin Firth — is depressed and contemplating suicide à la some of his maladjusted, homosexual cinematic predecessors, it isn't because he hates himself. George simply finds it impossible to continue living happily without his beloved partner of 16 years, who was tragically killed a few months prior in a car accident. He finds renewed hope, however, through a pair of younger gay men who represent a new, less repressed generation.

I don't know how A Single Man could possibly have been "de-gayed." Between the long-term same-sex relationship at the story's heart, Falconer's intelligent lecture to his college students on society's need to identify and persecute minorities, Ford's keen visual and fashion senses, and the film's downright erotic moments involving blue-eyed, skinny-dipping, strip-teasing Nicholas Hoult, A Single Man is not only the best GLBT movie of 2009, but one of the best films depicting our lives to date.

Honorable Mentions:
Similarly stylish and sexy, Little Ashes — which reveals the previously unknown romance between Spanish writer Federico García Lorca and surrealist Salvador Dalí — didn't get the wide release it deserved but will likely be embraced by gay viewers once it hits DVD later this month. And Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire is an award-winning hit due in no small part to the insight and sensitivity of its openly gay director, Lee Daniels. Dedicated to "precious girls everywhere," more than a few gay men are appropriately counting ourselves included.

UPDATE: A Single Man is now available on DVD and Blu-ray from Amazon.com.

By Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Dearie Awards 2009: Man of the Year - HUGH JACKMAN

Hugh Jackman is the obvious choice for Man of the Year because, well, he inspired a porn copycat named Huge Jackman.

We’re kidding, of course. Jackman is so beloved because he’s a gorgeous action hero who can also sing and dance, as evidenced by his smooth Oscar hosting this year. This year he also pleased fans everywhere by offering his film X-Men Origins: Wolverine to the “hometown” that earned the most votes. Tempe, Arizona won the honors and Jackman led the film's cast at a huge premiere. He ended the year starring opposite fellow Cinematic Crush Daniel Craig in the Broadway hit A Steady Rain. The superstar duo raised more than $1.5 million for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS by literally selling the shirts off their backs each night. Oh, and let's not forget that he looked mighty fine in high definition courtesy of the Blu-rayfor Australia.

Hugh began his career on the Australian musical stage starring as Gaston in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast and Joe Gillis in Sunset Boulevard. He then conquered London’s West End when he played Curly in the acclaimed 1998 revival of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Oklahoma! (where he even made "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning" sexy). It was his flamboyantly fabulous Tony-winning performance as Peter Allen in The Boy from Oz on Broadway that cemented his status as gay icon, not to mention his stylish (and high kicking) hosting of the Tony Awards in 2003, 2004 and 2005.

If only all blokes were as charmingly multi-talented as Jackman, the world would be as spangly as a Peter Allen pantsuit!

Honorable Mentions:
As the dapper master of ceremonies for both the Tonys and the Emmys, Neil Patrick Harris was the host with the most in 2009. And sure, Ryan Reynolds battled Hugh in Wolverine and romanced Sandra in The Proposal, but it was a certain magazine cover that provided us with his most indelible image of the year.

By Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Dearie Awards 2009: Woman of the Year - JANE LYNCH

We’ve loved Jane Lynch since we were first blown away by her performance as butch lesbian dog trainer Christy Cummings in Christopher Guest’s Best in Show. We also loved her in A Mighty Wind, The 40 Year-Old Virgin and countless TV guest spots. Heck, we would have even loved her in Taxi Killer if we knew what that film was. This year, however, Lynch has burst onto the national consciousness as Sue Sylvester on Glee.

As Faculty Coach of the fictional Cheerios cheerleading squad, Lynch’s Sue is a tracksuit-wearing ball-buster who brings new meaning to the word “power mad”. As awesome as it is to watch Matthew Morrison turn a band of high school outcasts into Glee Club stars, we can’t keep our eyes off Lynch, the perfect nemesis, who received a Golden Globe nomination for her work. Every politically incorrect line out of her mouth is a gut-buster, and Lynch is the only actress around who can pull off the outrageous dialogue and still make you love Sue Sylvester.

The openly gay actress also had a pretty great year at the movies, the highpoint being her sublime performance as Julia Child’s sister, Dorothy McWilliams, in Julie & Julia. It’s another testament to Lynch’s talent and charisma that when she’s on screen, we actually tear our attention away from the brilliant Meryl Streep (last year's Dearie winner for Woman of the Year) as Child.

2010 promises to bring even more hilarity to Sue’s Corner on Glee, as Lynch has been teasing audiences with the possibility of Sue Sylvester singing! For now, we have to content ourselves with her rendition of "Baby Got Bacne" from Another Cinderella Story. For all you do, Jane, this Dearie’s for you!

Honorable Mentions:
The diminutive diva known as Kristin Chenoweth was everywhere this past year, charming everyone (including Emmy) along the way. And 2009 was Sandra Bullock's year, with two hit movies (The Proposal, The Blind Side) earning her two Golden Globe nominations and, maybe, her first Oscar.

By Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.