Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dead Man's Helmet

So yeah, today is "International Talk Like a Pirate" day.

Now, I could go all Captain Jack on you and rattle off a few "Arrrr's" or an "Ahoy, matey" or even a robust "Avast, me hearty", but no. The message I have for you today is far too serious for such swashbuckling shenanigans.

That message is this: there are other kinds of pirates out there, and they are not to be trifled with. So just remember that when you're spouting your little "Shiver me timbers" or "Raise the mizzenmast", you ... landlubber you.

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