Flirty Dancing

The sixth season of the way-gay guilty pleasure Dancing With the Stars begins tomorrow, part of a "live two night premiere event", according to the breathless -- and ubiquitous -- ABC promotions.

As previously reported, stage and screen stars to keep an eye on include (clockwise from top left) 80's icon Steve Guttenberg, American Pie starlet Shannon Elizabeth, Oscar winning actress Marlee Matlin, Tony winning Hair-hopper Marissa Jaret Winokur, rock royalty Priscilla Presley and Latin heartthrob Cristián de la Fuente, as well as athletes Monica Seles, Jason Taylor and Kristi Yamaguchi, recording artist Mario and, last (and least), professional goofballs Adam Corolla and Penn Jillette (either of whom can be the first to go, as far as I'm concerned).

All three of the "we take this way too seriously" judges -- Carrie Ann Inaba, Len Goodman and Bruno Tonioli -- return, as do hosts Tom Bergeron (who should win that new Emmy) and Samantha Harris (who shouldn't get her hopes up for that new Emmy).