"Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman: all the world's waiting for you, and the powers you possess ... get us out from under, Wonder Woman!" (How did Bobby Van get to be more "special" then Anne Francis and Dick Van Patten?)
"Batgirl, Batgirl: where do you come from, where do you go? What is your scene baby, we just got to know ... yeah, who's baby are you?" (Quite possibly the best thing. Ever. Put. On. Television.)
"Electrawoman and Dynagirl, fighting all evil deeds. Each works for a magazine, hiding the life she leads ... Electrawoman and Dynagirl!" (Note the lesbian subtext.)
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