Well, what do you know: rumor has it that Johnny Depp is going to be the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Never saw that one coming. Let's see, will he have Kabuki-white face makeup and speak in a slightly feminine voice? And, with an unknown cast as Alice, will Helena Bonham Carter be the Queen of Hearts?
In more Depp rumors: Johnny as the Riddler in the next Batman movie? And joined by Angelina Jolie as Catwoman and/or Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin?
Well, if it's on the internet, it's all got to be true, right?