With its largest cast yet, Dancing With the Stars tangos its way back to TV tomorrow night with the first installment of a much ballyhooed "Three-Night Premiere Event" (would you expect anything less from DWTS?).
Two couples will actually be eliminated this week, so Movie Dearest hopes our three favorites -- Cloris Leachman, Lance Bass and Susan Lucci -- survive at least the first round to rumba again. We have no idea how our chosen trio of stars dance, but Leachman has proven to be quite the randy loose cannon of late, so she'll be a hoot to have around for a while, and both Big Edie and our Neil Cohen idolize La Lucci, a.k.a. Miss Erica Kane. And Scotty the Intern has had quite the crush on Mr. Bass (who has been making the interview rounds of late; here he is with The Advocate and E! Online) ever since he first saw the music video for "Bye Bye Bye". (I just hope they don't use that song when/if Lance is cut; it would just destroy our poor Scotty.)
Who among the rest of the cast will suffer the blistering bon mots of judge Bruno Tonioli, never to fox trot again? Again, who knows how they will all do on the dance floor, but I would love it if so-called "star" (publicity hog is more like it) Kim Kardashian were waltzed out the door, never to be seen or heard of again.