Borrowing a page from Siskel and Ebert back in the good ol' days, Movie Dearest's very own Men on Film — Chris Carpenter and Kirby Holt — are presenting our own version of "If We Picked the Oscars". These aren't predictions, but what movies, actors, directors, et al that we would vote for if we were members of the Academy. We're also
chiming in with our picks for the "egregiously overlooked" non-nominees as well as the "Worst Nominations of the Year"; plus: Oscar Trivia! So without further ado, the envelope please...
The nominees for
Best Picture are:
American Sniper,
Birdman,
Boyhood,
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
The Imitation Game,
Selma,
The Theory of Everything and
Whiplash
And
our winners would be:
CC: I must go with
Boyhood, Richard Linklater's groundbreaking, 12-year exploration of family life that also serves as a stunning testament to its cast's and crew's dedication.
KH: It's about time a straight-up comedy took the top Oscar, and
The Grand Budapest Hotel was a mirthful delight worthy of the gold.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Edge of Tomorrow and
Interstellar, two of the smartest and best-made science fiction films in several years.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: You have to go all the way back to 1951's
Decision Before Dawn to find another Best Picture nominee that, like
Selma this year, received only one other nomination outside of the major categories.
The nominees for
Best Actor are: Steve Carell in
Foxcatcher, Bradley Cooper in
American Sniper, Benedict Cumberbatch in
The Imitation Game, Michael Keaton in
Birdman and Eddie Redmayne in
The Theory of Everything
And
our winners would be:
CC: I don't consider myself a "Cumberbitch," as his fans are known, but
Benedict Cumberbatch's subtly heartbreaking performance as the persecuted gay genius
Alan Turing stands out for me here.
KH: Up against a quartet of biopics,
Michael Keaton gave a truly original, totally raw performance in
Birdman as a washed-up movie star best known for a superhero franchise (how meta) desperately trying for a comeback while barely holding onto his sanity.
Egregiously Overlooked: Channing Tatum, going full out dramatically as
Foxcatcher's neglected central character, deserved a nod, especially since both his co-stars were nominated.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: This is Bradley Cooper's third nomination in a row. Other actors to achieve this feat include William Hurt, Russell Crowe and
Marlon Brando, who was actually nominated four times in a row, from 1951 to 1954 (ending with his first win, for
On the Waterfront).
The nominees for
Best Actress are: Marion Cotillard in
Two Days, One Night, Felicity Jones in
The Theory of Everything, Julianne Moore in
Still Alice, Rosamund Pike in
Gone Girl and Reese Witherspoon in
Wild
And
our winners would be:
CC: I love Julianne Moore but consider her sure-to-win turn in
Still Alice overrated. I would go with first time nominee
Rosamund Pike, deliciously twisted as the allegedly abused and murdered wife in
Gone Girl.
KH: She really should have one (
Far from Heaven) or two (
Boogie Nights) of these already, so I say give it to
Julianne Moore already!
Egregiously Overlooked: Jennifer Aniston gives a truly transformative performance in
Cake that every other major awards group recognized.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Supporting Actor are: Robert Duvall in
The Judge, Ethan Hawke in
Boyhood, Edward Norton in
Birdman, Mark Ruffalo in
Foxcatcher and J.K. Simmons in
Whiplash
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Ethan Hawke's performance as the emotionally-maturing father is for me the glue that holds
Boyhood's 12-year storytelling arc together.
KH:
Oz's evil Nazi.
Juno's befuddled dad. J. Jonah Jameson. The yellow M&M.
J.K. Simmons is one of the most popular and talented character actors around, and it's his turn in the spotlight for his blistering turn in
Whiplash.
Egregiously Overlooked: No matter how historically accurate the then-president's political stance may be in
Selma, Tom Wilkinson's Lyndon B. Johnson offers a strong, believably conflicted portrayal.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: At age 84, Robert Duvall is the oldest supporting actor nominee ever. He is also the most nominated male actor of this year's nominees, with seven career nominations.
The nominees for
Best Supporting Actress are: Patricia Arquette in
Boyhood, Laura Dern in
Wild, Keira Knightley in
The Imitation Game, Emma Stone in
Birdman and Meryl Streep in
Into the Woods
And
our winners would be:
CC: I haven't been a big fan of
Kiera Knightley but I was blown away by her in
The Imitation Game. It is a great part for any actress but Knightley invests in it fully and makes it her own. A revelation.
KH: Since her Emmy-winning days on
Medium, I've been a big fan of
Patricia Arquette, easily the best thing (for this non-fan) about
Boyhood.
Egregiously Overlooked: Anna Kendrick is splendid as Sondheim's decidedly insecure but still singing Cinderella in
Into the Woods.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: Meryl Streep breaks her own record with this, her 19th career nomination. She is also the first actress nominated for playing a witch.
The nominees for
Best Director are: Wes Anderson for
The Grand Budapest Hotel, Alexandro G. Iñárritu for
Birdman, Richard Linklater for
Boyhood, Bennett Miller for
Foxcatcher and Morten Tyldum for
The Imitation Game
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Richard Linklater is the standout for me and hopefully for the majority of Academy voters for his masterful cinematic odyssey.
KH: For crafting an incredibly unique world,
Wes Anderson gets my vote.
Egregiously Overlooked: Ava DuVernay, who proves herself a talented and assured director with
Selma, only her third narrative feature film.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: Bennett Miller's nomination is unusual due to the fact that since the change in the Best Picture category in 2009 from five to up to ten nominees, it was expected that all the nominated Best Directors would be of Best Picture nominees.
The nominees for
Best Adapted Screenplay are:
American Sniper,
The Imitation Game,
Inherent Vice,
The Theory of Everything and
Whiplash
And
our winners would be:
CC: Damien Chazelle's
Whiplash is a terrific screenplay (expanded from his earlier short), but I give a slight edge to Graham Moore's
The Imitation Game for shining a light on its long neglected, real-life gay hero.
KH: The liberties taken regarding historical accuracy have somewhat tainted
The Imitation Game for me, so I'll go with
Whiplash.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Edge of Tomorrow's clever, intricately-plotted and exciting screenplay, adapted from a Japanese graphic novel.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Original Screenplay are:
Birdman,
Boyhood,
Foxcatcher,
The Grand Budapest Hotel and
Nightcrawler
And
our winners would be:
CC: Wes Anderson's fanciful and funny script for
The Grand Budapest Hotel is one of his best to date.
KH: I second that with another vote for
The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Egregiously Overlooked: I am partial to Patrick Tobin's
Cake, not only because the screenwriter is a member of my church but because his script manages simultaneously to be unapologetically acerbic and wholeheartedly compassionate.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Cinematography are:
Birdman,
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
Ida,
Mr. Turner and
Unbroken
And
our winners would be:
CC: This might be the toughest category to decide since all these films feature breathtaking camera work, but
Unbroken remains for me the most hauntingly memorable.
KH:
Ida features breathtakingly beautiful black and white images that are hard to forget as well.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Into the Woods, another gorgeous movie.
- CC
Oscar Trivia:
Unbroken is Roger Deakins' twelfth nomination in this category, which he has yet to win.
The nominees for
Best Production Design are:
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
The Imitation Game,
Interstellar,
Into the Woods and
Mr. Turner
And
our winners would be:
CC: I love
The Grand Budapest Hotel's overall visual tone and campy design flourishes, like its Pepto Bismol-colored lobby.
KH: Everyone who has seen it wants to check into this
Grand Budapest Hotel.
Egregiously Overlooked: True, it is chiefly animated but no film last year impressed me for its artistic design as much as
The Lego Movie did.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Costume Design are:
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
Inherent Vice,
Into the Woods,
Maleficent and
Mr. Turner
And
our winners would be:
CC:
The Grand Budapest Hotel, natch.
KH: Although I love the fantasy drag of
Maleficent, once again it is
The Grand Budapest Hotel for me.
Egregiously Overlooked: I admired the futuristic "military chic" attire, especially on Effie, in
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1.
- CC
Oscar Trivia:
Into the Woods is Colleen Atwood's fourth collaboration with director
Rob Marshall and the fourth to garner her a nomination here, following wins for
Chicago and
Memoirs of a Geisha and a nomination for
Nine.
The nominees for
Best Original Score are:
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
The Imitation Game,
Interstellar,
Mr. Turner and
The Theory of Everything
And
our winners would be:
CC: Relative newcomer (at least to English-language films) Johann Johannsson's music for
The Theory of Everything is lovely.
KH: I agree,
The Theory of Everything score really caught my ear.
Egregiously Overlooked: Perhaps it wasn't all original music and therefore excluded from consideration, but
Whiplash's jazz- and drum-infused score adds that much more tension and excitement to the plot.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: All the nominated composers this year are not American, a first for this category.
The nominees for
Best Original Song are: "Everything Is Awesome" from
The Lego Movie, "Glory" from
Selma, "Grateful" from
Beyond the Lights, "I’m Not Gonna Miss You" from
Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me and "Lost Stars" from
Begin Again
And
our winners would be:
CC: Its hard to resist the delightfully catchy "Everything is Awesome," especially since my year-old nephew loves it, but the soaring
"Glory" is obviously more significant.
KH: Like
Once's "Falling Slowly" before it,
"Lost Stars" is an excellent example of modern movie songwriting, perfectly capturing the theme of its film while still being able to stand alone as one damn good song.
Egregiously Overlooked: Chris picks Lorde's trance hit "Yellow Flicker Beat" from
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1, whereas if I had my way, this category would be nothing but songs from the underrated gem
Begin Again. But if I had to choose one, it would be "A Step You Can't Take Back", the simple tune that opens the film and sets the tone for all that follows.
- KH
Oscar Trivia: "Lost Stars" co-composer Danielle Brisebois is a former child actress best known for playing Stephanie on
All in the Family and its spin-off
Archie Bunker's Place. She also originated the role of Molly in the original Broadway production of
Annie.
The nominees for
Best Film Editing are:
American Sniper,
Boyhood,
The Grand Budapest Hotel,
The Imitation Game and
Whiplash
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Whiplash, hands down.
KH: Make that two for
Whiplash.
Egregiously Overlooked: Chris says
Edge of Tomorrow, while I have to say it was a big shock not to see
Birdman, with its celebrated "one single shot" effect, not among the final five.
- KH
The nominees for
Best Sound Mixing are:
American Sniper,
Birdman,
Interstellar,
Unbroken and
Whiplash
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Whiplash again.
KH: The entire soundscape of
Birdman was a peek inside the fractured mind of its protagonist.
Egregiously Overlooked: The roaring, raging and aurally stunning
Godzilla.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Sound Editing are:
American Sniper,
Birdman,
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,
Interstellar and
Unbroken
And
our winners would be:
CC: For a sci-fi epic, I appreciated the more understated use of sound in
Interstellar.
KH:
Birdman again.
Egregiously Overlooked: The completely, underservedly shut out
Snowpiercer or the nightmare-inducing "bumps in the dark" that filled
The Babadook.
- KH
The nominees for
Best Visual Effects are:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier,
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,
Guardians of the Galaxy,
Interstellar and
X-Men: Days of Future Past
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Interstellar's effects looked the most organic and least video gamey to me.
KH: With two of the five main characters convincingly visualized via digital effects, I gotta hand it to the super-fun
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Godzilla's massive monsters were amazing. They should go stomp on the Academy's Visual Effects branch for the snub.
- CC
Oscar Trivia: Three of the five nominees —
Captain America: The Winter Soldier,
Guardians of the Galaxy and
X-Men: Days of Future Past — are based on Marvel Comics' characters.
The nominees for
Best Makeup & Hairstyling are:
Foxcatcher,
The Grand Budapest Hotel and
Guardians of the Galaxy
And
our winners would be:
CC:
The Grand Budapest Hotel, and not only for aging Tilda Swinton so decrepitly.
KH: Two of the other three main characters of
Guardians of the Galaxy owe their far out looks to the film's expert makeup designers.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Snowpiercer, says Chris, for another radical transformation of Swinton. I say
Maleficent, for making the always stunning
Angelina Jolie even more stunning. Those cheekbones!
- KH
The nominees for
Best Animated Feature are:
Big Hero 6,
The Boxtrolls,
How to Train Your Dragon 2,
Song of the Sea and
The Tale of Princess Kaguya
And
our winners would be:
CC:
The Boxtrolls kinda grossed me out and I've only seen
Big Hero 6 out of the other nominees, so Baymax, Hiro & friends are my pick.
KH: Time for Hiccup, Toothless and the makers of
How to Train Your Dragon 2 to finally soar home with an Oscar.
Egregiously Overlooked: Chris wonders if the infamous snub of
The Lego Movie is because it wasn't 100% animated; like the also not-nominated
The Simpsons Movie, I think it was too commercial for the more "art"-minded animation branch.
- KH
Oscar Trivia:
If
How to Train Your Dragon 2 wins, it would be the first sequel to win without its nominated predecessor winning.
The nominees for
Best Foreign Language Film are:
Ida (Poland),
Leviathan (Russia),
Tangerines (Estonia),
Timbuktu (Mauritania) and
Wild Tales (Argentina)
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Ida tells the most potent story and in gorgeous black & white.
KH: Hauntingly powerful,
Ida it is.
Egregiously Overlooked:
Xavier Dolan's emotional roller coaster ride
Mommy.
Oscar Trivia:
These are the first nominations for Estonia and Mauritania. Poland has the most previous nominations, with ten total.
The nominees for
Best Documentary Feature are:
Citizenfour,
Finding Vivien Maier,
Last Days in Vietnam,
The Salt of the Earth and
Virunga
And
our winners would be:
CC:
Virunga for its important and sadly necessary save-the-gorillas plea.
KH: Sometimes the subject of a documentary seems to win the award more than the actual film (
An Inconvenient Truth, any one?), so I heartily agree with
Virunga, which not only has a compelling story to tell but does so in an engrossingly cinematic way.
Egregiously Overlooked: It doesn't strictly qualify as a documentary, which is likely why it wasn't nominated, but
The Circle is illuminating and compelling.
- CC
The nominees for
Best Documentary Short Subject are:
Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1,
Joanna,
Our Curse,
The Reaper (
La Parka) and
White Earth
And
our winner would be:
KH:
Our Curse, about a baby born with a life threatening condition, is heartbreaking, inspiring and unforgettable.
The nominees for
Best Animated Short Film are:
The Bigger Picture,
The Dam Keeper,
Feast,
Me and My Moulton and
A Single Life
And
our winners would be:
CC: Disney's sweet
Feast.
KH:
Feast it is, but I also really dug
The Dam Keeper and
Me and My Moulton.
Egregiously Overlooked: That Glen Keane, the legendary Disney animator behind such iconic characters as Ariel, the Beast and Aladdin, wasn't nominated for the absolutely lovely
Duet is (to me at least) the biggest Oscar snub of the year.
- KH
Oscar Trivia:
Feast was released theatrically with Best Animated Feature nominee
Big Hero 6.
The nominees for
Best Live Action Short Film are:
Aya,
Boogaloo and Graham,
Butter Lamp (
La Lampe Au Beurre De Yak),
Parvaneh and
The Phone Call
And
our winners would be:
CC: Its rare for a film to be heartwarming while making a political statement, but
Boogaloo and Graham is such a short.
KH: Funny and charming, I'm all for
Boogaloo and Graham as well.
And now for our own special category of dishonorable mention, the
Worst Nomination of the Year:
CC: I really can't single out a particular nomination or category this year, which is unusual, but I do feel there is excessive love for
Birdman. From its pretentious subtitle —
Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) — to its über-insider sense of humor and pretty baffling conclusion, I just don't get it. I will protest, or at least roll my eyes dramatically, if it wins Best Picture.
KH: For me, the most overrated film of the year is
Boyhood. Yeah yeah yeah, it was filmed over 12 years. I get it. But you would think that Richard Linklater would have been able to craft a more compelling story during that dozen years instead of the string of coming-of-age clichés that comprise his script, an
Original Screenplay nominee.
And so the final march to Oscar glory begins. Tune in to the Big Show, hosted by
Neil Patrick Harris, on
ABC this Sunday to see who wins, as well as which nominees are rocking the best (and worst) gowns, most attractive escorts and most heartfelt acceptance speeches.
By Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Rage Monthly Magazine, and Kirby Holt, creator and editor of Movie Dearest, The QuOD: The Queer Online Database and the Out Movie Guide.