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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Oscar Party 2019


 

The invitations have been sent and the Oscar ballots have been printed, so you're almost ready for all your friends and fellow movie-lovers to gather together on the Big Night for your annual Awesome Oscar Party! All that's left for you to do is... figure out what to feed them!


But fret not, for Movie Dearest is here for you with some great ideas for your memorable, movie-themed menu, each inspired by one of this year's nominated movies.


DRINKS:

Mary Poppins Returns:

Practically Perfect English Tea
 Served in a Royal Doulton Tea Set, indubitably!

 Bohemian Rhapsody:

Bohemian Rhapsberry Cocktail
Magnifico!

First Man:

Tang
Drink up!

Can You Ever Forgive Me?:

Booze.
Lots and lots of booze.

APPETIZERS:

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs:

"When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Chicken Wings"
Yippee-ki-yi-yay...

Mary Queen of Scots:

Scottish Smoked Salmon on Tattie Scones
Yeah, that's a "nae" on haggis.

Bao:


Bao
(duh)

A Star Is Born:

"Shallow" Shallot Dip
"In the shallot, shallot, sha-ha-lot
In the shallot, shallot, sha-ha-lot
In the shallot, shallot, sha-ha-lot
We're far from the shallot now"

TREATS:

Black Panther:

Black Panther Caramel Apples
Wakanda forever!

Isle of Dogs:

Puppy Chow Party Mix
Chief's favorite snack!

Christopher Robin:

Pooh's Honey Snacks
Will cure that rumbly in your tumbly.

Border:

Gummy Maggots
Your troll friends will love 'em.

SIDES:

Roma:

Roma Tomato Salad
Cleo's specialty.

A Quiet Place:

Mashed Potatoes
Think about it.

Avengers: Infinity War:


Thanos' Snap Peas
Of course, half of them disappear.

The Wife:

Walnut Salad
Made by the Hostess but the Host takes credit for it.

ENTREES:

The Favourite:

Lady Sarah's Roast Pheasant
Be sure to remove the buckshot, one wouldn't want to choke to death.

Green Book:


Kentucky Fried Chicken... from Kentucky
Better than those pimento cheese sandwiches, yeesh....

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse:

Spider-Ham Balls
They're spectacular!

Vice:

W.'s Texas BBQ Chicken
Not just for Republicans.

DESSERTS:

Ralph Breaks the Internet:

Pancake Milkshake
The best of both sides of the table.

RBG:

RBG's Lace Collar Cookies
They're supremely delicious.

Incredibles 2:

Apple Jack-Jacks
Num-Num!

Solo: A Star Wars Story:


Your porg friends will love 'em


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