Would you remake these movies?I am often befuddled by the knee-jerk reactions of most people when they hear about a movie being remade (or given a sequel, or turned into a stage play or TV show). They are often up in arms about the mere thought of such "blasphemy" ("I can't believe they are remaking such-and such!"), as if they themselves have a stake in the property. Granted, they have an emotional interest in the original movie, but another version of it is not (or, at least, should not) "ruin" the first film. It will still exist no matter how the remake (or sequel or stage play or TV show) turns out.
Nevertheless, some recent announcements have cinephiles scratching their heads (if not forcibly tearing their hair from them). Take the news that India is remaking
Casablanca. Sounds a bit odd, sure, but what was left unsaid from all the headlines was how often this actually happens, as
this list attests (yes, there were Indian remakes of such movies as
Kramer vs. Kramer and
The Silence of the Lambs). And that's not even mentioning the most (in)famous example, the so-called
Turkish Star Wars. And why should we be surprised? American studios
do it all the time.
The Wizard of Oz is another all-time classic that will soon be remade -- or should I say, re-imagined -- as both a
feature film and a
TV mini-series. Again, nothing new here: from
The Wiz to
Wicked to the Muppets, filmmakers can't stay away from that yellow-brick road. And yet, none have (or will) tarnish the original (itself
technically a remake as well).
Then there is the curious case of
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Like Dorothy and friends, Snow and company have had their tale told and retold several times, yet two future films are taking a crack at it again. Disney itself is retooling its own classic as a martial arts epic, titled
Snow and the Seven. Meanwhile, teen queen Amanda Bynes has seven nerds instead of dwarfs in
Sydney White, which seems to owe as much to
Ball of Fire (itself a "reimagining" of the fairy tale) as the original story.
Oz and
Snow White aren't the only oft-told tales having another go. In addition to Robert Zemeckis'
animated version, Dickens'
A Christmas Carol will get a
romantic comedy twist with Matthew McConaughey of all people. And Kipling's
The Jungle Book will get another live action attempt.
Science fiction and horror movies are particularly ripe pickings for remakers of late, especially those from the 70's and 80's. This is likely due to two reasons: the advancements of special effects technologies, and most of today's younger directors were weaned on such films (suckled at the teat of Spielberg and Lucas, as it were).
In addition to Rob Zombie's
Halloween redux (opening this Friday), such other haunts from the past that will be revisited in the future include
Friday the 13th,
The Changeling and even another
Wicker Man (lord help us all). Reaching even further back into the vaults, RKO will update its own
Isle of the Dead, and there will even be a modern take on
The Tingler (really, who could do it better then William Castle?).
As for sci fi, the remakes in the works range from such certified classics as Fantastic Voyage and Logan's Run to cult favorites like Death Race 2000, Escape from New York and even Barbarella. And that's not even mentioning the sword and sorcery fantasies Clash of the Titans and Conan the Barbarian.
Speaking of which, it will be interesting to see who they get for Conan; whoever is cast will have big ... furry briefs? ... to fill. Which brings up another challenge remakers have: finding actors talented enough and willing enough to take on iconic screen characters. For example, who could make us forget Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon?
On the other hand, some films have subject matter that provide compelling avenues for a remake regardless of the film's original star power. For example, Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman starred in, respectively, The Anderson Tapes and Straw Dogs, both in the process of being remade. The former had technological aspects while the latter deals with themes of societal brutality that not only still resonate in today's world, but are probably even more prevalent.
Of course, there are also remakes that are merely being made to cash-in on a current trend (Howard Stern, who wants to remake Porky's of all things, must be really happy with the box office of Superbad).
Then there are the special cases. Footloose, like this summer's Hairspray, is being remade via the Broadway stage. Documentaries are another option, such as the recently announced fictionalized remake of Murderball. Then there is the always fertile ground of television, with Dallas being a current example.
And finally, there are the "remakes that aren't really remakes" like Seventeen, a remake by any other name of Big, only in reverse.
Naturally, there is no way one can foresee how well any of these remakes will turn out. They could be good, or they could join the ranks of the worst of all-time. However, fear not, for it looks like at least one studio is taking steps to prove wrong the old adage that there is "no original ideas in Hollywood". So there is some hope for the future. Oh, and one more thing ...
I can't believe they are remaking Valley of the Dolls!
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I guess I was too old when I first saw The Goonies to get wrapped up in its fledgling cult status. However, I appear to be in the minority when it comes to this movie, which, even twenty years later, continues to fascinate its fans.
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