Friday, October 31, 2008

Monthly Wallpaper - November 2008: Sports Movies

Go team! Our Movie Dearest November calendar wallpaper salute to Sports Movies features the cinematic athletic endeavors of baseball (The Pride of the Yankees, Bull Durham, The Natural), football (Rudy), basketball (Hoosiers), boxing (Rocky, Raging Bull), horse racing (Seabiscuit), karate (The Karate Kid), bicycling (Breaking Away), soccer (Bend It Like Beckham), golf (Caddyshack) and the ultimate sporting competition, the Olympics (Chariots of Fire).

Just click on the picture above to enlarge it to its 1024 x 768 size, then right click your mouse and select "Set as Background", and you're all set. If you want, you can also save it to your computer and set it up from there, or modify the size in your own photo-editing program if needed.

On Location: The Bates Motel

To conclude not only our month long On Location looks at the locales of the scariest movies of all time, but also our Octoberfest of filmic frights, we take a trip to the set of the most celebrated horror movie of all time, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.

The exteriors of the Bates Motel and the adjacent Bates family home were constructed on the Universal Studios backlot. The buildings, which have made appearances in many other films and TV shows over the years, can still be seen on Universal Hollywood's theme park tram tour.

For a creepy up-close look, head on over (if you dare) to our pal Retrocrush's photo-filled trip report of when he got to walk in Norman's footsteps. Look closely, and you'll even see the frightful image of Mama Bates, lurking in the parlor window.

Out in Film: Howard Ashman

Idol worship: Howard Ashman, lyricist/writer/ director/producer.

- He first collaborated with his longtime musical partner Alan Menken on a musical adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's novel God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, but it was their Little Shop of Horrors (with lyrics, book and direction by Ashman and based on the B-movie classic Roger Corman film) that became a hit. It ran for five years and is one of the highest grossing Off-Broadway productions of all time. He would go on to adapt the script for the 1986 film version, and received his first Academy Award nomination for the new song "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space".

- He directed and wrote the book and lyrics for his next screen-to-stage musical, based on the movie Smile. With music by Marvin Hamlisch, it was short lived on Broadway, but would go on to gain cult status in subsequent years.

- The success of Little Shop on both stage and screen brought him to the attention of the Disney Studio in the mid-80's. His first work for them was the song "Once Upon a Time in New York City" for the animated film Oliver and Company, but it was his next three projects (reuniting him with Menken) that would bring him his greatest acclaim: The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. Six of his songs for this unofficial "trilogy" (which revitalized Disney and set the standard for all animated films to follow) were nominated for Oscars, winning two for Mermaid's "Under the Sea" and the Beauty title song. He also won Golden Globes and Grammy Awards for the two toon tunes.

- Tragically, he would never know the true success that his wonderful music brought to audiences of all ages; he passed away due to complications from AIDS in 1991, months before the debut of Beauty and the Beast. That film is dedicated to his memory: "To our friend Howard, who gave a mermaid her voice and a beast his soul, we will be forever grateful".

- However, his legacy lives on. In addition to the posthumous Oscar for "Beauty and the Beast" (accepted by his surviving partner, Bill Lauch), he received Tony Award nominations for the stage versions of both Beauty and Mermaid and was named a Disney Legend in 2001. And a new two-disc CD, titled Howard Sings Ashmanand featuring rare demo recordings of the lyricist singing his songs from both stage and screen, will be released November 11.

Happy Halloween!

Wishing everyone a frightfully fun yet safe Halloween tonight -- don't get your tricks mixed in with your treats!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Reverend’s Halloween Review: Madonna’s Scary Movie

While a successful acting career has alluded her, save her Golden Globe-winning turn as Evita, that hasn’t stopped Madonna from trying her hand at directing. Her behind-the-camera debut, Filth and Wisdom (released by IFC Films, watch the trailer here) opens tomorrow in Los Angeles and is already playing in New York City.

The good news: it isn’t as unwatchable or as downright laughable as some of the films Madonna has starred in. She has assembled a pretty good if no-name cast (apart from Richard E. Grant) for this London-set tale about political-sexual expatriates trying to achieve their dreams of success. Madonna also has a good command of the technical dimensions of filmmaking, and she is well-aided here by director of photography Tim Maurice Jones and editor Russell Icke.


The bad news: Madonna’s skill as a screenwriter leaves a lot to be desired. There’s hardly a cliché unturned in the dialogue (“There is duality in everything”), and the script (co-written by Dan Cadan) seems built upon a laundry list of Madonna’s longtime obsessions: fetishes, sex, music, sex, cross-dressing, sex, dance, sex and class/religious distinctions. Actually, no sex is depicted in Filth and Wisdom — unless you count a guy in schoolboy attire getting spanked by his role-playing “headmaster” — but the topic overshadows everything else.

In the end, Filth and Wisdom is neither all that filthy nor wise, and its characters and story aren’t particularly memorable. However, it offers a glimmer of hope that Madonna may yet achieve cinematic glory … but behind the camera and not in front of it.

UPDATE: Filth and Wisdom is now available on DVDfrom Amazon.com.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

The Latest in Theaters: Zack & Miri & Bruce & Jesse

Not everything will be spooks and scares this Halloween weekend at the movies; there will also be some laughs, a little romance and maybe a tear or two in this week's new releases:
To find out what films are playing in your area, visit Fandango - Search movie showtimes and buy tickets!

Cruising for Tricks and Treats

If you ever wanted to dress up like Al Pacino as Cruising's undercover detective Steve Burns for Halloween, now's your chance. A hanky for your back pocket (choose the appropriate color and positioning from this handy NSFW chart) and a bottle of poppers (sold separately) are all you need to complete this risk-taking ensemble. And don't forget to practice your dance moves.

For more lost costumes of yesteryear, be sure to check out this INSANE fashion show held by the geniuses over at Kindertrauma.

Best of the Fests: AFI Fest 2008

An "unfinished version" of John Patrick Shanley's Doubt (the religious drama based on his Tony Award winning play and starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams) will open the American Film Institute's AFI Fest 2008 tonight. The last minute change is due to Paramount pulling The Soloist (Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr.) from the lineup since they have rescheduled it to open next spring.

The Soloist is just one of several high profile films that are being shifted to 2009 (and thus out of this year's awards races), such as Crossing Over (Harrison Ford and Sean Penn), The Road (Viggo Mortensen) and Shanghai (John Cusack), not to mention the oft-delayed Fanboys.


One film that will sneak in under the wire is Edward Zwick's Defiance (starring Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber and Jamie Bell), which closes AFI Fest on November 9. The Holocaust drama (watch the trailer here) will have a limited run starting December 31 (thereby just barely qualifying it for potential future gold) and then open wide January 16.

And speaking of awards and Doubt, it has been revealed that Philip Seymour Hoffman will be shooting for a Supporting Actor nomination for the film. This will put him in direct competition yet again with Heath Ledger, pretty much a sure thing at this point for his Joker in The Dark Knight.

Estelle Reiner: 1914-2008

Estelle Reiner, best known for delivering one of the funniest punch lines in film history, passed away last Saturday. She was 94.

The wife of Carl Reiner (she was the inspiration for the character of Laura Petrie on The Dick Van Dyke Show), her brief but memorable cameo in her son Rob's 1989 romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally ... made her a star. Her only line in the movie -- "I'll have what she's having", quipped in response to Meg Ryan's infamous fake orgasm in the middle of a New York deli -- was named one of the top 100 movie quotes by the American Film Institute in 2005.

In addition to roles in Fatso, The Man with Two Brains and To Be or Not To Be, Reiner was also an artist and jazz singer, a career she began at the age of 65.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Women We Love: Annette Funicello

Object of our affection: Annette Funicello, actress and singer.

- At age 12, she was discovered by none other than Walt Disney himself and cast as one of the original Mousketeers on the original Mickey Mouse Club. She would soon become the show's breakout star, receiving 6,000 fan letters a month. In addition to her mouse-eared appearances on the program, she also starred in several serials, including Spin & Marty and her own, titled simply Annette (a collection of all 19 episodes of which will be released as part of the Walt Disney TreasuresDVD line on November 11).

- Following MMC, she remained under contract with Disney and starred in the movies The Shaggy Dog (her film debut), Babes in Toyland, The Misadventures of Merlin Jones, and The Monkey's Uncle, as well as television guest spots on Zorro and Elfego Baca, among others. She also had a (reluctant) singing career via the studio, producing such hit songs as "Tall Paul", "Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy" (?!) and "Pineapple Princess". Due to her many contributions to the studio, she was named a Disney Legend in 1992.

- Moving on from Disney, she became a certified teen idol in a popular string of "beach movies" opposite Frankie Avalon. The pair co-starred in six of them during the 1960's -- Beach Party, Muscle Beach Party, Bikini Beach, Beach Blanket Bingo and How to Stuff a Wild Bikini -- and would later re-team many a time on television as well as for a reunion movie in 1987, Back to the Beach.

- In the 1970's, she was a frequent presence on television thanks to her many commercial appearances as the spokesperson for Skippy peanut butter.

- She announced that she suffers from multiple sclerosis in 1992 and published her biography, A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes: My Story,two years later. It was made into a TV movie, A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes: The Annette Funicello Story, starring Eva La Rue.

A Single Man a Go

Per EW.com, the film adaptation of the classic Christopher Isherwood novel A Single Man will start filming next month under the direction of fashion mogul-turned-first time director Tom Ford (as previously reported).

The story, set in 1962, depicts one day in the life of George (to be played by Colin Firth), a gay middle-aged Englishman who works as a college professor in Los Angeles, whose lover Jim (Matthew Goode, of this year's Brideshead Revisited and next year's Watchmen) has recently died in a car accident. Julianne Moore will also star.

UPDATE: Big Love's Ginnifer Goodwin and About a Boy's Nicholas Hoult (as a "sexually ambiguous grad student who shows an unusual interest in" George) have joined the cast.

Death Becomes Them

Death is not a funny subject ... except in some movies ... and especially if it involves Anne Ramsey, a basketball and a Deadly Friend.

(And yes, the videos are NSFW.)

La Vie en Melrose

On the heels of the (somewhat) success of their 90210 reboot, the CW is looking to return to another familiar Southern California TV locale (also created by Darren Star): Melrose Place. Entertainment Weekly's Michael Ausiello reports that the network is aiming to launch the new series as early as next fall, but there's not much more to go on at this point.

However, like the nouveau 90210, one can assume that the new Melrose will feature a fresh set of characters in familiar settings (Shooters, D&D, the WeHo apartment complex with its infamous swimming pool -- so perfect for catfights and accidental drownings). And of course, there's a whole slew of former cast members ripe for the guest star picking ... those whose characters didn't meet untimely ends, that is.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

First Look: Beltrán as Lorca and Pattinson as Dalí

Javier Beltrán as poet Federico García Lorca and Twilight's Robert Pattinson as a young Salvador Dalí square off in the first (and gayest) Dalí biopic to get out of the gate, Little Ashes, due next year.

Toon Talk: In the Tink

Since her stage debut as a spot of light in J.M. Barrie’s legendary play Peter Pan, Tinker Bell has enchanted and delighted audiences of all ages. However, following her featured role in Walt Disney’s classic animated version over 50 years ago, Miss Bell has had her ups (introducing the weekly Disney television series, leading the nightly fireworks shows at Disney theme parks worldwide) and downs (four words: Julia Roberts in Hook). Nevertheless, Tink is a show biz trooper; she even received her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame recently.

Already the most famous fairy of all time, Tinker Bell is about to get even bigger (despite her pixyish size) as Disney launches its latest multi-media franchise, with Tink herself front and center. With books, websites and a slew of merchandise, the Disney Fairies are poised to give the Disney Princesses a run for their money … all the way to the bank.


Chief among the new wave of offerings set to enthrall little girls everywhere is a brand new series of original DVD adventures starring our gal and her fairy friends, the first of which, titled Tinker Bell (naturally), is now availableon both standard Disney DVD and Disney Blu-ray. And if this premiere installment is any indication, fans of fairies and fantasies are in for a treat for years to come.

Click here to continue reading my Toon Talk review of Tinker Bell at LaughingPlace.com

Poster Post: Monsters with Babes Edition

With Halloween fast approaching, here's a collection of old school B-movie posters featuring the best of the classic "Monsters with Babes" motif. First up, you don't get any more B-grade then Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster, starring "the screen's master of the weird", the one and only Bela Lugosi.


Then there's Attack of the Crab Monsters ... damn, I hate it when that happens ...


Who could forget The Beast with 1,000,000 Eyes? And who knew it only had seven eyes?


And of course, a true icon in every sense of the word: Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, which cleverly provided eager audiences with a monster who was a babe.

For more "Monsters with Babes" posters, check out the gallery over at Retrocrush.

The Latest on DVD: The Gang's All Here

Featuring all 80 of the original Hal Roach Our Gang gang's theatrical talkies in their entirety, fully remastered, restored and uncut, The Little Rascals: The Complete Collectionis a treasure trove for fans of these classic comedy shorts.

Spanning the years 1929 to 1938, this collections contains the timeless adventures of Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat, Porky, Wheezer, Stymie, Butch, et al (and don't forget their dog Petey and the lovely Miss Crabtree) in a deluxe 8-disc set, plus a collectible booklet, rare bonus footage (including three silent Little Rascals shorts) new featurettes (such as one on "Rascals and Racial Issues") and a heaping helping of nostalgia.

Check out the Latest on DVD widgets located in the sidebar for more of this week's new DVD releases available today from Amazon.com.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Toon Talk: Senioritis

Following the phenomenal success of the original High School Musical on The Disney Channel two years ago, which was further cemented by the equally popular made for TV High School Musical 2 last year, the decision to bring the third and (supposedly) final chapter of the HSM trilogy to the big screen as a theatrical release was still a risky one for Disney.

As evidenced by this summer’s dismal ratings flop reality series (High School Musical: Get in the Picture), not all things HSM are sure things. However, with the chart-topping box office returns this past weekend of High School Musical 3: Senior Year, all has been righted in the world, this world that will continue to be gripped (at least for the immediate future) in the throes of Wildcat fever.

But how does HSM3 stack up to its predecessors? Not too shabbily, as a matter of fact. While the by-now tried-and-true HSM formula (Troy and Gabriella once again face teen angst-y problems that may rip their true love apart, Sharpay schemes to keep her self-deluded stardom on the rise, all is made happy through peppy pop songs and delirious dance numbers) is very much apparent … so much so that if there is a HSM4 (as rumored), I suspect it will collapse into self-parody.

Nevertheless, by the time the diplomas are handed out in a frenzied finale, director/choreographer Kenny Ortega and screenwriter Peter Barsocchini will have you as wrapped up in the celebration as much as if it was your own kin standing there in cape and gown.

Click here to continue reading my Toon Talk review of High School Musical 3 on LaughingPlace.com.

UPDATE: High School Musical 3: Senior Year is now available on DVD and Blu-rayfrom Amazon.com.

Cinematic Crush: Rock Hudson

Crush object: Rock Hudson, actor.

- Born Roy Harold Scherer Jr. in 1925, he would go on to become "Rock Hudson", one of the most popular movie stars of the 1950's and 60's. But his screen beginnings were not quite auspicious: legend has it that it took 38 takes before he could successfully deliver his one line in his film debut Fighter Squadron.

- His first major successes were opposite Jane Wyman in the Douglas Sirk melodramas Magnificent Obsession and All That Heaven Allows, followed by his one and only Academy Award nomination, for George Stevens' Giant.

- He closed out the 50's by starring with Doris Day in the first of their popular romantic comedies, Pillow Talk; they would re-team for Lover Come Back and Send Me No Flowers.

- In the 70's and 80's, he turned mostly to television, most notably with his hit crime fighter series McMillan & Wife and the mini-series version of Ray Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles. His final screen role before his headline making death in 1985 of AIDS related causes was on the nighttime soap opera Dynasty.

- Other classic movies in his filmography include Written on the Wind, A Farewell to Arms, Seconds, Ice Station Zebra, Darling Lili and The Mirror Crack'd.

Reverend’s Reviews: Take a Trip to Boystown

While every major city has a “boystown” popular among its gay citizens and visitors, the city under examination in TLA Releasing’s new DVD(available tomorrow) Boystown (Chuecatown) is Madrid, Spain. Such “gayborhoods” can be so lucrative that some, as this comedy-suspense film by Juan Flahn reveals, would even kill to speed development on.

It isn’t beneath real estate agent Victor (played by the very hot Pablo Puyol) to wack old ladies and seduce committed gay partners in order to secure apartments for demanding, upwardly-mobile gay tenants in Madrid’s Chueca district. The vulnerable partners are bear Leo (Pepon Nieto) and his cub Rey (Carlos Fuentes). Their long-time relationship becomes strained when Rey’s mother unexpectedly moves into their building, providing Victor just the opening he needs and thrusting them all into his murderous plot.


The well-written Boystown is suspenseful and funny by turns. It also serves as an intelligent critique of the forces that often unite to exploit a neighborhood’s gentrification, embodied here by Victor and the bitchy mayor of Madrid. The high point of Boystown, though, is the wonderful Rosa Maria Sardà (previously seen in numerous Pedro Almodóvar movies) as the neurotic police detective investigating Chueca’s growing number of murders. She is smart and resourceful, both as a detective and as the mother of a grown gay son bursting out of his closet.

If you’re a gay man or couple thinking of buying a place in your local boystown, you’d do well to watch Boystown … as well as check your potential future neighborhood’s police log.

Watch the trailer here.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Awards Watch: Lifetime Achievements 2008

Michael Douglas has been selected as the recepient of the 37th American Film Institute Life Achievement Award. The Academy Award winning actor (Wall Street) and producer (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) will be feted in a star-studded ceremony next June, with a televised special expected to follow later that month. Michael's father Kirk received the AFI award (described as "the highest honor for a career in film") in 1991, thus making the father and son the first cross-generational winners.

Meanwhile, over at the Screen Actors Guild, James Earl Jones will be awarded their 45th lifetime achievement honor. The career of the Oscar nominated (The Great White Hope) acting legend/voice of Darth Vader/ Mufasa/CNN will be celebrated during the guild's 15th annual SAG Awards on January 25.

And in more lifetime honors news, the 2008 Disney Legends were named in a ceremony earlier this month. This year's recepients, who are selected for their "significant and lasting impact on the Disney legacy", include ABC News icon Barbara Walters, Oscar winning composer Oliver Wallace (Dumbo) and the current voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse, husband and wife Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor.

UPDATE: LaughingPlace.com has a video, pictures and a full report on the recent Disney Legends ceremony.

Film Art: Mad Scientist Edition

Wrapping up our month long Film Art salute to Halloween favorites, here's some ghoulish publicity art for the cult classic Re-Animator. Talk about getting "a head" in your field ...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

MD Poll: Dream a Little DreamWorks

As always, DreamWorks Animation is following in the footsteps of Disney, but this time it isn't a "tooner", but a tuner. Joining Disney's The Lion King and The Little Mermaid on Broadway, Shrek the Musical will begin previews on November 8, and if it rakes in the green (sorry), you know Katzenberg and Co. will be eyeing their feature film canon for their next foray on the Great White Way.

And that's where you and the latest MD Poll come in: What DreamWorks Animation movie should be the next Broadway musical? Possibilities include their first feature (Antz) and their latest (Kung Fu Panda), The Prince of Egypt and The Road to El Dorado (which already boast scores by Stephen Schwartz/Hans Zimmer and Elton John/Tim Rice, respectively) and their Aardman Animations collaborations (Chicken Run, Flushed Away and the Academy Award winning Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit), plus such hits as Madagascar, Over the Hedge and Shark Tale.

Place your vote in the poll located in the sidebar at right, and "toon" in two weeks from now to see the results!

UPDATE: This poll is now closed; click here for the results, and click here to vote in the latest MD Poll.

MD Poll: The Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Well, it may not be the most horror-ific on the list, but it certainly is the gayest. In the last MD Poll asking you to name your favorite "Homo Horror" movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show easily Time Warped itself to victory with over a third of the votes.

The gay slasher flick Hellbent and the Hitchcock classic Rope round out the top three. See the comments section below for the full stats, and stay "tooned" for the next MD Poll.

Illustration by Ken Taylor.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Out in Film: Annie Leibovitz

Idol worship: Annie Leibovitz, photographer.

- She is an internationally acclaimed portrait photographer whose style is marked by a close collaboration between herself and the subject.

- Her professional career began at Rolling Stone; her thirteen-year tenure at the magazine helped define the look of the magazine. Her famous 1980 cover shot of John Lennon and Yoko Ono was the last photo taken of Lennon; he was assassinated five hours after it was taken.

- Since 1983, she has been the featured portrait photographer for Vanity Fair. Celebrity subjects have included everyone from Tom Cruise to Leonardo DiCaprio to (notoriously) Miley Cyrus. Her infamous cover of a pregnant Demi Moore was parodied by Paramount Pictures for the movie posters of Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult; she unsuccessfully sued the studio for copyright infringement.

- Other projects have included album covers for Cyndi Lauper and Bruce Springsteen, Walt Disney World's Year of a Million Dreams photo campaign and portraits of such world leaders as Queen Elizabeth II and Barack Obama.

- The American Masters documentary Annie Leibovitz: Life Through a Lens(directed by her sister Barbara) makes its DVD debut this Tuesday.

On Location: The Exorcist Stairs

This is the fifth in a month long Halloween-themed series of On Location posts that will take you "back to the scene of the crime" of some of the greatest horror movies ever made.

Located in an unassuming neighborhood in Washington DC, they were once known as "the Hitchcock stairs" before William Peter Blatty and William Friedkin came around. Now, they are "The Exorcist stairs", made (in)famous in the classic horror film when a recently demonized Father Karras (Jason Miller) flings himself out a window and topples down, down, down to his untimely yet heroic end.

Furthermore, not too far from the top of the stairs is the location used for the exterior of the MacNeil house, complete with lamppost, featured so memorably in the film and its iconic poster.

Annie Hall: The Musical?

Don't worry, it's only a play about turning Woody Allen's Academy Award winning Best Picture Annie Hall into a stage musical. The Rise and Fall of Annie Hall, a new comedy starring Tony Award winner Dan Fogler (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee), opens tonight in (appropriately enough) New York City.

In more unlikely screen-to-stage transfers, the guys who brought us Silence! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical are now turning their satirical gaze on the B-movie classic They Saved Hitler's Brain.

Meanwhile, another cheesy sci-fi fave-turned-tuner, The Toxic Avenger, is currently playing (appropriately enough) in New Jersey; rumor has it that it may move Off-Broadway in the near future.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Reverend’s Interview: Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom's Patrik-Ian Polk

While it has often been referred to as the gay black man’s Sex and the City, the 2006-2007 LOGO TV series Noah’s Arc has a vibe and style all its own. Despite some initially amateurish acting, the show was quickly embraced by gay men of all ethnicities. However, LOGO decided to cancel the series after just two seasons — to the surprise of its creator, Patrik-Ian Polk — but they did make it the subject of the company’s first film for theatrical release. The result, Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom, opens in select US cities tomorrow (watch the trailer here).

LOGO's unusual decision has paid off, at least artistically. Jumping the Broom (the subtitle refers to a wedding custom African slaves brought to America) is a wonderfully satisfying movie that picks up two years after the TV series’ conclusion. Reuniting the original cast, it is a very well written, funny and touching exploration of the meaning of friendship, marriage and commitment. Spoiler alert: be sure to take Kleenex; you’ll need it for the finale.

Polk called in the midst of a press junket in New York City to talk about his first feature since 2000’s Sundance smash, Punks. I asked him how he felt about the decision to cancel the Noah’s Arc series in favor of a movie.

Jensen Atwood, Patrik-Ian Polk and Darryl Stephens on the set of Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom.

“It wasn’t my decision,” Polk made clear, “but it was ‘good news, bad news.’ I’m still confused by (the network’s decision), but the movie is getting great response and early tickets sales are big, so it’s hard to be disappointed.”

Polk denies that HBO’s popular Sex and the City was the inspiration for Noah’s Arc. Rather, he says “It was very simple: while attending a black Gay Pride event in Los Angeles, I realized there wasn’t anything on TV representing this community. I decided then and there ‘I’m going to make a TV show!”

Of course, it wasn’t that simple in execution. Polk had to finance the Noah’s Arc pilot independently. He remains particularly grateful to the LA-based Black AIDS Institute and its president, Phill Wilson, for their early support. “They have been incredibly helpful in raising the initial money for the pilot,” Polk told me, “and they co-sponsored early screenings and a national tour of the pilot, which attracted LOGO.”

I was surprised to learn Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom was shot in an unusually speedy 15 days. Polk explained, “It was a budget necessity; no overtime or going over-budget were allowed.” By comparison, the writer-director’s Punks was shot in 18 days on a lower budget. “But it was a more complex shoot,” Polk explained. “This one was simple in terms of only using one location.”

Patrick-Ian Polk and Rodney Chester on the set of Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom.

Music figured prominently in the Noah’s Arc series, and the movie is no exception. The soundtrack, available onlineand in stores now, features songs by Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s sister), Nikki Jane, Michelle Williams, Phoebe Snow and Polk himself, among other artists.

I asked Polk about his next film, an adaptation of Larry Duplechan’s novel Blackbird, scheduled to begin shooting next month. “It’s the story of a group of high school kids in a small town, with a gay coming-of-age story at the center,” he said.

In discussing his future goals, Polk told me “I just want to be afforded the opportunity to continue making films and TV shows; I’d love to have a series on network TV someday.” He also confided that Jumping the Broom might not be the last chapter of Noah’s Arc. “If the movie does well, who knows?”

UPDATE: Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom is now available on DVDfrom Amazon.com.

Interview by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

The Latest in Theaters: Music in the Night

Amongst all the somber fall dramas and spooky Halloween horrors in theaters this week is the squeaky-clean Disney musical sure to perk up the tween set (not to mention the box office):
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and the rest of the East High gang are back for their first big screen outing, directed and choreographed by Kenny Ortega.
  • Changeling: Angelina Jolie stars and Clint Eastwood directs this based-on-a-true story period drama about a mother who takes on the corrupt LA police department when her child goes missing.
  • Synecdoche, New York: Oscar winning screenwriter Charlie Kaufman makes his directorial debut with this quirky dramedy about a theater director (Philip Seymour Hoffman) who has one heckuva set.
  • Saw V: Yup, #5 brings more torture, traps and lots and lots of blood and guts. Were you expecting anything else?
  • Pride and Glory: Edward Norton and Colin Farrell are cop brothers in the Big Apple ... and on opposite sides of a scandal.
  • I've Loved You So Long: Kristin Scott Thomas is earning the best reviews of her career in this French language drama about a woman who must adjust to everyday life following a prison sentence for murder.
  • Let the Right One In: Boy meets girl, girl is a vampire in this Swedish import that already has a Hollywood remake in the works.
  • Passengers: A grief counselor (Anne Hathaway) for plane-crash survivors finds herself in a mystery when they start to disappear. Patrick Wilson, Dianne Wiest, Andre Braugher and David Morse co-star.
  • The Universe of Keith Haring: Documentary about the influential New York new wave artist; includes interviews with Madonna, Andy Warhol and Yoko Ono.
  • Roadside Romeo: Bollywood gets animated: a cocky mansion-dwelling mutt named Romeo finds himself stripped of the high life after being accidentally left behind on the streets of Mumbai.
  • Fear(s) of the Dark: Another non-traditional toon: Several scary black-and-white animated segments in different styles aim to prey on our collective [insert title here].
  • And finally: check in later for Chris' full review of Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom, including an exclusive interview with Noah's Arc creator Patrik-Ian Polk.
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Hostess With the Most-est

And as you can see, the most-est well-known assets of our favorite "Mistress of the Dark" are on ample display with this Elvira Premium Format Figure, now available for pre-order from Sideshow Collectibles.

Fairies, High Schoolers, Robots and One Nasty Serial Killer

All the latest in movie-themed entertainment at a theme park near you:

- Fairies of all kinds can meet their ilk at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom starting tomorrow as Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow opens to the public. The Mickey's Toontown Fair walk-through/meet and greet attraction is (conveniently) timed to coincide with the debut of the new Tinker Bellmovie on DVD and Blu-ray next Tuesday.

- Also opening tomorrow at Walt Disney World, this time at Disney's Hollywood Studios, is a brand new "street-tacular" live show based on High School Musical 3: Senior Year, also conveniently timed to open on the same day as the movie.

- And any day now you can expect to see the crime-fighting critters of Disney's next animated feature Bolt to be wondering around the various parks. Conveniently, the movie opens November 21. Ah, Disney Synergyⓒ at work.


- Moving from the G-rated kiddie (and kid-at-heart) fare to the realm of PG-13 sci-fi and R-rated horror: Universal Studios will be launching an attraction that is "more than meets the eye" in its Hollywood and Singapore parks come 2011. Based on the popular Transformers movie, the ride will utilize state-of-the-art 3-D technology to immerse riders in a battle between the friendly Autobots and evil Decepticons.

Meanwhile, over in merry ol' England, Surrey's Thorpe Park will be unleashing the psychotic fury of Jigsaw next year with Saw: The Ride. The torturous rollercoaster will include three inversions and a "beyond vertical" drop of 100-degrees from a height of 100 feet. Yikes.

UPDATE: LaughingPlace.com has video and pictures for both the new HSM3 parade at Disney's California Adventure and the new Pixie Hollow attraction at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Women We Love: Joan Collins

Object of our affection: Joan Collins, actress/author.

- Her uncredited film debut was, fittingly, as a beauty contestant in Lady Godiva Rides Again. Other notable films she has starred in include The Virgin Queen, The Opposite Sex, Island in the Sun, The Bravados, The Road to Hong Kong, Tales from the Crypt, Empire of the Ants and, based on her sister Jackie's novels, The Stud and The Bitch.

- She has made many memorable TV guest appearances over the years, most notably as Edith Keeler in the classic Star Trek episode "The City on the Edge of Forever". She also appeared in Batman, Police Woman, The Love Boat, Roseanne, The Nanny, Pacific Palisades, Will & Grace, The Guiding Light and Footballers' Wives.

- She became an instant icon of the extravagant 80's as Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan in the camp classic primetime soap Dynasty. The role earned her a Golden Globe (out of six nominations) and an Emmy nomination. She returned for the Dynasty: The Reunion TV movie; other TV movies she has starred in include Paper Dolls, Making of a Male Model, Her Life as a Man and These Old Broads.

- Her stage career has included several Noël Coward plays, including Private Lives in both London and New York. She also co-starred with her Dynasty cast mate Linda Evans in a national tour of Legends!

- Following in her sister's footsteps, she has written several bestselling novels, as well as five lifestyle books and three memoirs.

Good Knight, Spamalot and More

All the latest in From Screen to Stage news:

- The Broadway reign of Monty Python's Spamalot will come to an end January 18. The Tony Award winning musical version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail currently stars Bradley Dean, Merle Dandridge and Clay Aiken, who is scheduled in the show through January 4.

- The poorly received stage adaptation of To Be or Not To Be will close a little sooner then planned. Originally, the Manhattan Theatre Club comedy was to offer an extra week of shows beyond its subscription run, but will now play its final performance on November 16.


- The German production of Disney's Tarzan swung into Hamburg this past weekend. Starring as the Ape Man and his Jane are Anton Zetterholm and Elisabeth Hübert, who won their roles via the German reality TV show Ich Tarzan, du Jane!

- Rumor has it that Anne Hathaway and Sean Hayes may be heading to Broadway in a revival of Promises, Promises. Craig Zadan and Neil Meron will produce the show, which is inspired by the Billy Wilder classic The Apartment.

- Wicked's Stephen Schwartz is turning Séance on a Wet Afternoon, the Mark McShane novel and Kim Stanley movie, into an opera (his first). Special workshop performances will be held in New York November 21 and 22.


- And finally: After weeks of speculation (and the untimely ousting of Cheyenne Jackson), Legally Brown has completed its Search for the Next Piragua Guy. And the results, as revealed in the series' grand finale, are a shocker!

UPDATE: Just when you thought that the Legally Brown saga was over -- wacky outtakes!

Movie Music: Back to School

The sure-to-be hit soundtrack albumof High School Musical 3: Senior Year is now available from Amazon.com.

For a sneak peek of the music and the movie (in theaters this Friday), here's the music video for "A Night to Remember", which shows Troy, Gabriella and the rest of the Wildcats getting ready for a big night: the senior prom.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Film Art: Children of the Night

The Lost Boys are back in town, as seen in this silkscreen poster by artist James Davis.

The Latest on DVD: Bond Goes Blu

For the first time in high def, six classic James Bond adventures premiere on Blu-ray today. Volume 1of the James Bond Blu-ray Collection includes Sean Connery in Dr. No,Roger Moore in Live and Let Die and Pierce Brosnan in Die Another Day.


Volume 2includes Sean Connery in From Russia With Loveand Thunderballand Roger Moore in For Your Eyes Only. All titles are also sold separately.

I guess George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton will have to wait for the next batch.

Check out the Latest on DVD widgets located in the sidebar for more of this week's new DVD releases available today from Amazon.com.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Reverend’s Reviews: Dubya in Extremis

After eight years in the White House, you’d think all but the most die-hard Republicans would have had enough of George W. Bush. Well, as the opening weekend success of Oliver Stone’s biopic W. shows, there are plenty of Americans curious to know more about what makes our sitting president tick.

Stone and screenwriter Stanley Weiser deserve considerable credit for making a non-sensationalistic, truth-seeking film that is far from an evisceration as some thought it would be -- and that some thought the subject deserved. While not without its moments of critique and humor at the president’s expense (although most of the latter are historically substantiated), W. is by and large a sober and even sympathetic examination.


The movie moves back and forth between the White House, as Bush (an excellent, Oscar-worthy Josh Brolin) and his cabinet — still reeling from the 9/11 attacks -- plan the war in Iraq, and Bush’s earlier years as a Yale frat boy, short-lived oil rig worker, wannabe pro baseball player and all-around Texas good ol’ boy. As much as these facts have been previously documented, the film provides revelatory depictions of his courtship of Laura (Elizabeth Banks), his loving but at times prickly relations with his parents (James Cromwell and Ellen Burstyn, marvelous in her few short scenes as Barbara), his alcoholism and his religious experience of being born again. And who knew, if Weiser’s script is to be believed, that the Commander in Chief gave up eating sweets at the start of the war in Iraq as a sacrifice of solidarity with his troops?

In terms of Bush’s time in office, W. focuses primarily on the achievements and failures of the ongoing “War on Terrorism.” Richard Dreyfuss (as Dick Cheney), Jeffrey Wright (as Colin Powell) and Toby Jones (as Karl Rove) give exceptional performances that don’t strive for impersonation so much as capturing their characters’ integrity … or lack thereof. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for Thandie Newton, who nails Condoleezza Rice’s voice and pinched facial expressions but too often borders on caricature, or Scott Glenn, who doesn’t really look or sound anything like Donald Rumsfeld.


Stone and Weiser periodically employ an interesting device of Bush in an empty baseball stadium, yearning for the applause of the presumed multitudes to come. It seems appropriate, and is used to haunting effect in the film’s final scene.

The script theorizes that the benefits and burdens our nation has endured under George Jr.’s leadership may, in the end, be more accurately attributed to George Sr. At press time, father and son hadn’t weighed in on W. publicly. Regardless, the film is a worthy initial effort in what will be history’s judgment of their mutual legacy.

UPDATE: W. is now available on DVD and Blu-rayfrom Amazon.com.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Cinematic Crush: Zac Efron

Crush object: Zac Efron, actor.

- As of this past Saturday, our little Zac is now 21 years old. So now we can finally, fully express our Cinematic Crush on him without feeling all pervy about it.

- He became an instant Tiger Beat heartthrob with Disney's smash hit TV movie High School Musical. He reprised his role as the dreamboat BMOC of East High Troy Bolton in last year's equally successful small screen sequel, and returns one more (last?) time in this week's big screen release, High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

- "Ladies' Choice" is right: his slicked-back hair and ever-ready wink made all the girls (and quite a few guys) swoon as Link Larkin in another musical hit from last year, Hairspray. His performance in the film won him the "Breakthrough" award at the MTV Movie Awards.

- Taking a break from tuners, he'll be seen next in the period drama Me and Orson Welles, followed by the age-switch comedy 17 Again.

- But nothing will stop his dancing feet, as he's rumored to play Ren McCormack in a movie musical version of Footloose, not to mention that planned Hairspray sequel.

UPDATE: Here's the trailer for 17 Again, in theaters April 17.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Reel Thoughts: Some Like It Butch

A popular hit on the festival circuit, Butch Jamie will be released on DVDNovember 18. It’s an ultra-low budget lesbian take on Tootsie, with a butch lesbian instead of Dustin Hoffman cross-dressing to get a part.

Jamie is a funny commitment-phobe who can’t get cast to save her life, even though she throws on a wig and girly clothes and affects a sweet accent. The casting directors see right through her. Worse yet, her roommate’s cat, Howard, has a commercial career Jamie would kill for!


All that changes when Jamie gets a callback for a film and is offered the part of “Steve.” The casting directors explain that it’s a low budget film and that the male actors they would cast cost too much. After hemming and hawing, Jamie agrees and puts on the worst fake goatee and sideburns I’ve ever seen. Before you can say Jessica Lange, Jamie has fallen for Jill, the beautiful costumer and vice versa.

Butch Jamie is rambling and scattershot, and its micro-budget really shows, but Michelle Ehlen is an engaging performer who makes her film more entertaining than it has a right to be. It’s refreshing to see a film with a cross-gender lesbian perspective, given that drag kings are coming into their own. They deserve a better film, but for now, Butch Jamie will do.

Watch the trailer here.

Review by Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

Lawyers and Secretaries, Drag Queens and Piragua Guys

A weekend round up of all things from screen to stage:

- Legally Blonde: The Musical will do its last "bend and snap" today on Broadway. I guess the Great White Way will be a little less pink from now on. Don't feel bad for the recently christened Elle Woods, Bailey Hanks, though: she already has her next gig lined up, as another blonde over-achiever, Sharpay Evans, in Disney's High School Musical at Paper Mill Playhouse.

- Speaking Legally, here are the latest episodes of the hi-lar-ious spoof from the In the Heights guys, Legally Brown: The Search for the Next Piragua Guy, starring 9 to 5er Allison Janney, Hairspray hottie Matthew Morrison and Xanadude Cheyenne Jackson (and don't tell me you wouldn't act just like Robin "I was in Camp" De Jesús if you were in the same situation).

- And speaking of Cheyenne (Mr. Jackson if you're nasty), EW.com floats an intriguing casting possibility for him: Patrick Bateman in American Psycho: The Musical. Alas, that may not be a possibility, as Jackson has been tapped to board The Band Wagon, penned by his Xanadu librettist Douglas Carter Beane. The stage version of the classic Fred Astaire/Cyd Charisse tuner was known as Dancing in the Dark when it played earlier this year in San Diego, but it has since been reconceived with Jackson replacing Scott Bakula in the Astaire role.

- Getting back to the ladies, Dolly Parton's 9 to 5: The Musical wraps up its LA try out tonight, and it seems that Janney, Megan Hilty and Stephanie J. Block will be punching the Broadway time clock a little later then originally planned: previews at the Marquis Theatre will now begin on April 7, with the official opening now set for April 30. Perhaps they need more time to iron out some of the kinks that Chris mentioned in his review. In the meantime, Hilty will return as Glinda in the Los Angeles production of Wicked October 31 and stay with the show until it closes there January 11.

- Plans are afoot to turn last year's sleeper hit Once into a Broadway bound stage musical. The original songs by the fim's stars Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová (including the Academy Award winning "Falling Slowly") will be featured.

- And finally, starting tomorrow, the lovely Les Cagelles will be kicking up their well-shaved heels once more in the London revival of La Cage aux Folles.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Reel Thoughts: An Affair Not So Memorable

I love Juliet Stevenson — she automatically elevates any film she’s in, with her unconventional beauty and impeccable comic timing. Stevenson has to do Herculean efforts to carry A Previous Engagement, a romantic comedy about a married woman who secretly arranges to meet a former lover (Tchéky Karyo) on the island of Malta 25 years after they last spoke.

Now unhappily married with grown children, Julia has always wondered whether or not she should have stayed with Frenchman Alex Belmont, with whom she experienced a magical affair. Although they ended their relationship, they agreed, somewhat like An Affair to Remember, to return to Malta a quarter century later if they wanted to reunite. As with any good farce, they both do, bringing along Julia’s boring husband (Daniel Stern) and awful daughters, as well as Alex’s sexy young assistant (Kate Miles).


Joan Carr-Wiggin wrote and directed the film, which has a very personal feel to it. The characters and situations are stock, but the writing gives them individuality. Stevenson succeeds where Karyo does not in making us care about her middle-aged crazy character. Stern is very good at being annoying, making Julia’s dilemma less than compelling.

A Previous Engagement should appeal to women who made Mamma Mia! a hit, but if it didn’t have Stevenson, I’d call it a miss.

Review by Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

On Location: The Overlook Hotel

This is the fourth in a month long Halloween-themed series of On Location posts that will take you "back to the scene of the crime" of some of the greatest horror movies ever made.

How's this for some crazy trick or treating: Fantastic Fest is holding a party at the Timberline Lodge in Oregon, one of the filming locations of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, on Halloween night, October 31.

The event includes a 1920's-themed formal ball, live music and shows, a copy of the Jeff Kleinsmith designed poster and (for those braving an overnight stay) an in-room screening of the movie itself.


The Timberline was used for some exterior shots of the infamous Overlook Hotel, with interiors filmed on soundstages in England. Alas, no actual hedge maze exists there, but it still sounds like a spooky evening.

For more Shining thrills, one can also take in The Stanley Hotel in Colorado, which was Stephen King's original inspiration for the Overlook (and used for locations of the 1997 mini-series remake). They too offer a Shining-themed ball, on October 25 as well as the 31st. Curiously, they too will screen The Shining on the first night, but The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Halloween itself.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Reel Thoughts: Body Heat

Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott have one of the strongest actor/director relationships in film today. More often than not, that’s a good thing (the “not” being A Good Year), so it is interesting to see how Scott uses Crowe in Body of Lies. It’s really Leonardo DiCaprio’s picture, but Crowe, as Ed Hoffman, steals his share of scenes.

DiCaprio plays Roger Farris, a CIA operative who is trying to track down a ruthless terrorist mastermind. His efforts are often disrupted by his boss, the portly Hoffman, whose decidedly Bush-like bumbling and complete disregard for human casualties would make him funny if it weren’t so sad. Trailing the mastermind to Jordan, Farris tries to follow the rules set forth by their head of covert operations (the charismatic Mark Strong), but again, he’s tripped up by Hoffman’s clumsy gung-ho mentality.


Body of Lies is a taut, engaging thriller that does not wear its post-9/11 morals on its sleeve. Crowe’s Hoffman is not a villain, although the terrorists most certainly are, and the film really strives to make sense of the ground war on terror. It doesn’t feel exploitative, and DiCaprio is fantastic bobbing and weaving through heart-racing danger and unimaginable torture.

Crowe put on 60 pounds to play the placid Hoffman, and it works to his advantage. He has a scary resolve that his heft helps hide until needed. He looks like he’s carrying the whole Bush Doctrine around his waist. The procedural parts of Body of Lies reminded me of A Mighty Heart, and I enjoyed how behind the scenes it felt. If you’re looking for a well-made thriller with A-List acting, check out Body of Lies.

UPDATE: Body of Lies is now available on DVD and Blu-rayfrom Amazon.com.

Review by Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

Levi Stubbs: 1936-2008

Levi Stubbs, the lead singer of Motown's legendary Four Tops and the cinematic voice of Audrey II, passed away today at the age of 72.

Stubbs played the man-eating plant in the 1986 movie version of the Off-Broadway musical Little Shop of Horrors. In the film, he memorably sang the Academy Award nominated "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space", a performance he would repeat on the Oscar telecast.

Out in Film: Darryl Stephens

Idol worship: Darryl Stephens, actor.

- Best known for his portrayal of Noah Nicholson on LOGO's Noah's Arc.

- He'll reprise the role in next week's movie version of the popular series, Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom.

- He first caught our eye in another sexy, soapy series, MTV's Undressed. Other television appearances include That's Life, Red Eye and Ugly Betty.

- Other gay-themed films on his résumé include Circuit, Not Quite Right, Boy Culture and Another Gay Movie.

- His next film, scheduled for release in 2010, is Bolden!, a mythical account of the life of Buddy Bolden, the first Cornet King of New Orleans.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Latest in Theaters: From Bees to W.

And from Washington DC to Hollywood to Jerusalem -- this week's new releases:
  • The Secret Life of Bees: This female-centric literary drama -- starring Queen Latifah, Sophie Okonedo, Jennifer Hudson, Alicia Keys and Dakota Fanning -- has one good thing going for it: a lot of buzz. (Ouch.)
  • W.: Oliver Stone's satirical look at our sitting president; Josh Brolin stars as Dubya, joined by an all-star cast as the rest of his wacky White House crew.
  • Sex Drive: Cult director Sean Anders (Never Been Thawed) is at the wheel of this teen sex romp about a kid who takes a road trip to hook up with an internet babe. James Marsden and an Amish Seth Green are on hand to steal some scenes.
  • What Just Happened: Robert De Niro is a Hollywood producer having a tough time trying to get his new picture made, just as Barry Levinson was a Hollywood director having a tough time getting a distributor for this show biz comedy. Bruce Willis roasts himself as a spoiled star.
  • Max Payne: Marky Mark goes the video game movie route.
  • Mary: It's been three long years since this Abel Ferrara Holy Land drama hit the festival rounds; in that time, two of its stars -- Forest Whitaker and Marion Cotillard -- took home Oscars. Juliette Binoche and Matthew Modine also star as (sort of) Mary Magdalene and Jesus.
  • Morning Light: Disney doc about a crew of young sailors competing in a challenging ocean sailing race.
  • Filth and Wisdom: Once again, Madonna's personal life overshadows her artistic one; did anyone know that her directorial debut was coming out this week?
  • Tru Loved: Check out Chris' positive review of Coffee Date's Stewart Wade's latest gay friendly comedy.
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Who's Watching the Children?

Sure, he's got razor-sharp claws and a bad complexion, but you know he'll do everything he can to put the kids to sleep as quickly as possible.

Click here to buy the Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Statue from EntertainmentEarth.com.

Edie Adams: 1927 - 2008

Edie Adams, the Tony Award winning star of stage and screen, passed away yesterday at the age of 81.

Adams first came to fame as the wife, both on and off the TV screen, to legendary comedian Ernie Kovacs, receiving her first Emmy Award nomination for The Ernie Kovacs Show. She would go on to be nominated twice more for her own show, Here's Edie.

A Juilliard School of Music graduate, Adams starred on Broadway opposite Rosalind Russell in Wonderful Town and won her Tony for her Daisy Mae in Li'l Abner. She also played the Fairy Godmother to Julie Andrews' Cinderella in the classic 1957 television production of the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, and co-starred in the first Tales of the City mini-series.

On film, she starred in The Apartment, Lover Come Back, Under the Yum Yum Tree, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Love with the Proper Stranger, The Best Man, The Oscar and Up in Smoke.

Crash and Burn

No big surprise here: the TV series version of the Academy Award winning Crash (which premieres tomorrow night on Starz) is a bust (watch the trailer to see for yourself).

Entertainment Weekly, which gave it a "D" grade, says of the show (which stars Dennis Hopper and D.B. Sweeney): "The film's episodic, interwoven tales of race relations in LA become a swampy mess of ludicrous dialogue, disconnected characters, and offensively stupid plotting."

Gee, just like the movie ... can we recall that Oscar now?

First Look: The New Trek

The veil of secrecy that has shrouded J.J. Abrams's Star Trek is slowly lifting as a slew of images and information will pop up in this week's Entertainment Weekly (the cover story is already available online at EW.com). Paramount has also sprinkled high-res versions of the pictures across the net; see MTV.com for one and links to the rest. Here's my favorite, a great shot of the crew (you know they're all looking at Spock while he says something really important):


Rumor has it that the first full trailer for the eagerly awaited/insanely scrutinized franchise reboot will be attached to the next James Bond flick Quantum of Solace when it premieres November 14 (as if that movie needs any more help, "must see"-wise).

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Reverend's Reviews: We are Family, Part II

On the heels of Breakfast with Scot comes another film that deals with LGBT families, Tru Loved (rolling out nationally over the next month starting this Friday). This sophomore feature by writer-director Stewart Wade (Coffee Date) is an intelligent and amusing look at the travails of teenaged straight girl Tru (the lovely Najarra Townsend), who has just moved with her two lesbian moms to a new town and school.

As Tru goes through the usual challenges of re-location, she enlightens her more conservative schoolmates about homosexuality, more often than not despite herself. She is quickly drafted to start a gay-straight student alliance, where she meets Trevor (Jake Abel, who can also currently be seen on movie screens as Greg Kinnear's son in the very good Flash of Genius). Trevor lives with his gay uncle (a funny cameo by Bruce Vilanch), so Tru subsequently assumes he is gay just as he assumes Tru is lesbian based on her living situation.

They eventually find romance together, but in the process Tru has to confront the school's closeted, conflicted football star and his machismo-afflicted best friend, as well as the athlete's prejudiced aunt (played by Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols, who looks great and gets some of the script's best lines) and suspicious mother (Jasmine Guy).


I enjoy watching newer filmmakers grow and develop, and Tru Loved is an improvement on Wade's previous movie. His direction and writing are both more assured, and his messages gentler and less forced. In addition, Wade and his partner, producer Antonio Brown, have attracted a bigger-name cast that also includes LGBT faves Alec Mapa, Jane Lynch and Alexandra Paul.

Tru Loved adds significant fuel to the current explosion of positive portrayals of LGBT families and their concerns on the big screen. It is recommended viewing for teens and their parents -- whether gay, straight or anything in between.

Watch the trailer here.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Women We Love: Queen Latifah

Object of our affection: Queen Latifah, actress/ singer/producer.

- Born Dana Owens, she began her show biz career as a Grammy Award winning rap and hip-hop recording artist. She has also released successful jazz and standards albums.

- Her film debut was Spike Lee's Jungle Fever, quickly followed by such other urban hits as House Party 2, Juice and Set It Off, wherein she played a lesbian bank robber and received nominations from the NAACP Image and Independent Spirit Awards. She has also starred in Living Out Loud, The Bone Collector, Brown Sugar, Bringing Down the House (her first Image Award), Beauty Shop, Last Holiday, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Stranger Than Fiction, The Perfect Holiday, Mad Money and What Happens in Vegas.

- She showcased both her musical and acting talents as Matron Mama Morton in Chicago, which netted her first Academy Award, BAFTA and Golden Globe nominations, and as Motormouth Maybelle in another musical hit, Hairspray, for which she was nominated again for her thirteenth Image Award. She is expected to return for the sequel of the latter, and is also rumored for the movie musical version of The Color Purple.

- On television, she starred (and wrote and performed the theme song) for the popular sitcom Living Single, and had her own self-titled talk show. Other TV appearances include The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Spin City and the TV movies Mama Flora's Family, Living with the Dead, The Muppets' Wizard of Oz and Life Support, in which her performance as an HIV+ woman won her a Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild and Image Awards as well as an Emmy nomination. Most recently, she parodied Vice Presidential Debate moderator Gwen Ifill on Saturday Night Live.

- Next up for the busy star: the inspirational drama The Secret Life of Bees (opening Friday) and a return to the ice age with Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

For a totally bewitching collection of the greatest movie witches of all time (plus the practically purr-fect Eartha Kitt), watch this.

The Rhodey Not Taken

Per the Hollywood Reporter: Terrence Howard is out, Don Cheadle is in as Tony Stark's best friend Colonel James "Rhodey"' Rhodes in the upcoming sequel to this year's superhero blockbuster Iron Man.

Howard, who apparently priced himself out of the picture, won't be donning the armor of future hero War Machine for the eagerly awaited Iron Man 2, which will be directed by Jon Favreau once more. Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow are expected to return as well.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Poster Post: Listen to Your Heart

This graphically to the point teaser poster is for the upcoming romantic comedy The Ugly Truth (in theaters April 3). Here's the plot (via Imdb):

"A romantically challenged morning show producer (Katherine Heigl) is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent (Gerard Butler) to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result."

Gee, I wonder what that could be ...

"To Be" on Broadway

Ernst Lubitsch's classic screen comedy To Be or Not To Be comes to life on Broadway tonight. The stage adaptation officially opens at Manhattan Theatre Club's Samuel J. Friedman Theatre and runs through November 23.

The Latest on DVD: Over at the Frankenstein Place

Now, 35 years after it first debuted on stage, see The Rocky Horror Picture Show as you've never seen it before with Richard O'Brien's Rocky Horror Tribute Show,available on DVD for the first time today.

Two years ago, Richard O'Brien reunited with his original RHPS cast mates Patricia Quinn and Little Nell Campbell at the theater where it all began, the Royal Court, for a special performance of the cult musical legend. Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Anthony Head joined them onstage for a little "Sweet Transvestite" action, along with Michael Ball (now playing Hairspray's Edna in London) stepping in for the "Floor Show".

Check out the Latest on DVD widgets located in the sidebar for more of this week's new DVD releases available today from Amazon.com.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Reel Thoughts: Third Story's a Charm

Sometimes, you just have to get your act together and take it on the road, even if you’re the inimitable New York sensation Charles Busch. His wildly hilarious yet touching new show, The Third Story, can’t be seen Off-Broadway … yet.

Commissioned by the fabulous La Jolla Playhouse (which was co-founded by Gregory Peck, Dorothy McGuire and Mel Ferrer), The Third Story promised to be an ambitious departure for Busch. He juggled three distinct stories in three different genres but still managed to tie them all together under the dual themes of mothers and their children, and a writer’s need to incorporate their life into their work.


I’m happy to say that while The Third Story isn’t yet as tight and polished as Busch’s most popular plays like Vampire Lesbians of Sodom, Psycho Beach Party or The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife, it is an amazing addition to his canon. It is also a more deeply complex and personal piece. It is hard not to get a bit choked up when aging screenwriter Peg (Mary Beth Peil) finally opens up her heart to her son Drew (Jonathan Walker), even though you’ve just been laughing hysterically at Scott Parkinson as a clone named Zygote who passes gas through his ears.

Set in 1949 in Omaha, Nebraska, and other locations including a Russian fairy tale forest, The Third Story begins with Peg (a screenwriter who has found herself as welcome in Hollywood as a ham sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah) following her son to the Midwest to implore him to write a screenplay with her. It’s Red Menace time, remember, and Peg’s worried that some youthful indiscretions may get her blacklisted. Drew, who became successful in Hollywood after his mother’s heyday, has sworn off show business, and he has some unresolved issues with Peg as well.


The second story is the screenplay Peg wants to write, a B-movie noir about a mob queen named Queenie Bartlett (Busch), who bankrolls frosty lady scientist Dr. Constance Hudson (Jennifer Van Dyck) and her cloning experiments for her own secret reasons. Queenie’s worried about her son Steve (Walker), who has married a woman she hates (Rebecca Levy). Dr. Hudson’s failed first try at cloning produced Zygote, a sputtering mess of a humanoid who wears a toupee on his head to cover his anus. Hudson hides him away in embarrassment, knowing that he’ll expire sometime soon anyway. All of these characters collide in ways you’ll delight in seeing, but would never have imagined.

Finally, Busch plays his own variation on the witch from Into the Woods in a Russian Fairy tale Peg used to tell her son. Fearsome crone Baba Yaga finds the painfully shy Princess Vasilisa (Levy) in her woods, where the girl has run to escape her love for the Prince. She wants his love more than anything, but she is such a mouse, she knows he’ll never love her back. Baba Yaga gives Vasilisa a potion that splits her into two people, the new creation as vivacious and irresistible as the princess is timid and dull. The doppelganger is sent to snare the Prince, while Princess Vasilisa must stay with the lonely old witch and keep her company.


All of the stories come together in parallel ways, and Busch the performer is as captivating as ever playing Queenie and her clone. The rest of the cast is outstanding, immersing themselves in Busch’s singular Old Time Hollywood style to uproarious, but sometimes poignant and moving ways. Levy stands out in her roles, since she is the only UC San Diego student in the professional cast of Broadway veterans. Parkinson has priceless moments of physical comedy, while Peil makes Peg a flawed woman you root for, even when you abhor what she’s done.

The production design, costumes, sound and music are all top-notch, making it a production that could and should move straight to Off-Broadway. Busch enjoyed the opportunity to experiment out of the harsh scrutiny and glare of the New York press, but his performances and the production prove that much of the best work in theater today isn’t happening on the isle of Manhattan.

You only have one more week to enjoy The Third Story before its first chapter closes. The final performance is Sunday October 19, so catch it while you can!

UPDATE: Just as Neil predicted, The Third Story is heading to Off-Broadway: it will make its Manhattan premiere as part of the MCC Theater season at Lucille Lortel Theatre beginning January 14. None other than Kathleen Turner will co-star.

Review by Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

Cinematic Crush: Josh Brolin

Crush object: Josh Brolin, actor.

- Following in his father James' footsteps, he made his acting debut in the cult classic The Goonies and starred as Wild Bill Hickok in the popular western series The Young Riders.

- Other films he co-starred in include Flirting With Disaster, Nightwatch, Mimic, The Mod Squad, Hollow Man, Melinda and Melinda and Into the Blue.

- 2007 was a big year for him; he appeared in four high profile films -- Grindhouse, In the Valley of Elah, American Gangster and the Academy Award winning Best Picture, No Country for Old Men.

- This year is shaping up to be a notable one as well as he'll play two notorious villains -- George W. Bush in Oliver Stone's W. and Dan White in Gus Van Sant's Milk.

- And it doesn't end there; he is rumored to play both Snake Plissken in the Escape from New York remake and Jonah Hex in the big screen comic book adaptation.

Ed Wood, Would You?

How's this for a tricky treat: an Ed Wood music video directed by Tim Burton and featuring the hypnotic Howard Shore theme ... and choreography by Toni Basil! Not to mention Johnny Depp in drag ...

The Latest on TV: Sex Change Hospital

Beginning tomorrow night, We TV will air its six-part series Sex Change Hospital. Set in Trinidad, Colorado (the "Sex Change Capital of the World", as seen in the documentary Trinidad), the show centers on Dr. Marci Bowers as she helps various patients "with the ultimate life-changing operation".

Featured in the first episode is Jim Howley, a familiar face for those who watched LOGO's reality dating show Transamerican Love Story. Here's a video preview of the series, plus a clip (featuring Howley) from the show's original British airing.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

On Location: Burkittsville, Maryland

This is the third in a month long Halloween-themed series of On Location posts that will take you "back to the scene of the crime" of some of the greatest horror movies ever made.

Nobody had heard of Burkittsville, Maryland before The Blair Witch Project made it the home of a fictitious phantom in the forest. And apparently, Burkittsville still wishes nobody had heard of them. Just take a look at what the town's official website has to say about the movie that, well, put them on the map:

"The 2000 movie The Blair Witch Project which purports to be based on events that took place in Burkittsville, is a work of fiction and any questions re. the film or events depicted therein should be directed to Artisan Entertainment" [sic]

Despite such thinly-veiled (and poorly punctuated) diversion tactics, fans of the fright flick still flock to Burkittsville, such as our ol' pal O.T.I.S., who relates all the history of this reluctant tourist attraction in yet another witty trip report.

Mrs. Garrett and Dr. Frank Rock The Worst Witch

Leave it to our fabulously freaky friends at Kindertrauma to unearth yet another long-suppressed horror from our childhoods: The Worst Witch.

This nano-budgeted made-for-TV kiddie movie not only starred a post-Return to Oz/pre-The Craft Fairuza Balk as well as the slumming Diana Rigg, but the inimitable talents of both Miss Charlotte Rae and Mr. Tim Curry.

Oh, but this proto-"school for the magically gifted" fantasia was more then just your typical afterschool special: it was also a musical! So while the former Frank-N-Furter (as The Grand Wizard, no less) belts out the instant classic "Anything Can Happen on Halloween", the erstwhile Edna Garrett not only essays dual roles, but gets to warble a little ditty all her own. Television sets across the land must have exploded at such a potent display of camp awesomeness.

Film Art: Toil and Trouble Edition

Another great caricature by Pete Emslie of The Cartoon Cave, this time of the lovely Kim Novak as the sexy sorceress of Bell, Book and Candle.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Movie Dearest Introduces: The QuOD

Today is National Coming Out Day, and what better way to celebrate then to (finally) launch The QuOD - The Queer Online Database, a brand new "sister blog" to Movie Dearest best described as a "Who's Who of Who's Out".

The genesis of The QuOD sprang from necessity. In creating the Out in Film posts and maintaining the "Pink is the New Out" feature here at Movie Dearest, I discovered a distinct lack in a reliable, up-to-date single internet source listing famous gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals. So, just as I created Movie Dearest when I found no quality movie sites catering to gay and gay friendly movie fans, I decided to create a reliable, up-to-date single internet source listing famous gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals ... and thus, The Queer Online Database (a.k.a. The QuOD for short) was born.

Who will be featured in this "A to Z" of GLBT? Everyone from actors and athletes to authors and activists, from the Broadway stage to the world stage, from recording artists to fine artists, even reality TV personalities and porn stars. The main criterion is that these people of note are "officially out"; we won't be doing any outing at The QuOD.

My hope is that The QuOD (which will provide links to each entry's official website, Wikipedia and Internet Movie Database pages, et cetera) will provide a useful resource for those studying GLBT history, or for those who just want to know who is "on our team". To kick things off, the first 40 posts will focus on those named to The Advocate's list of "Gay Heroes", as revealed last year in the magazine's 40th anniversary issue.

And that's just the beginning, as The QuOD is just getting started! See you there.

(By the by, to make this event even more special, this post marks the 200,000th post here at Movie Dearest -- a mere seven months or so since we hit the big 100,000. Time sure flies when you're having fun!)

Return of the Visitors

Those lizard-skinned, hamster-eating visitors from another planet are coming back.

Variety reports that ABC is planning to reboot V, the classic sci-fi mini-series known for its Nazi-esque subtext (as well as cheesy special effects like that infamous alien baby) that had teen geeks like me glued to their television sets back in the early 80's.

The new version (V: v.2?) will reportedly swap out the Holocaust themes in favor of a trendy "War on Terror" allegory, but will no doubt feature lots of cheesy CGI.

Reverend's Reviews: Coming Out Stories - Part 3

In recognition of National Coming Out Day today, this is the conclusion of Chris' three-part series of influential films that helped him in his coming out.

In 1997, a film featuring a gay man’s struggle to come out as its main plotline was released and quickly became one of my favorites. In & Out,with a perceptive and very funny screenplay by playwright Paul Rudnick, remains the most unabashedly LGBT-positive production yet by a major studio (Paramount). (I’m not forgetting Brokeback Mountain, but that was independently produced and hardly as optimistic in tone.)

Controversy erupts in the small town of Greenleaf, Indiana when local high school English teacher Howard Brackett (Kevin Kline) is unexpectedly outed by a former student. That the outing occurs during the globally televised Academy Awards ceremony when the ex-pupil turned movie star, Cameron Drake (Matt Dillon), wins the Oscar for Best Actor exposes Howard to the world. There’s just one problem: Howard insists he isn’t gay, and he is engaged to be married to a fellow teacher (the ever-wonderful Joan Cusack, who received an Oscar nomination herself for this performance) a few days later.

As the media descends on Greenleaf, Howard is forced to examine himself. This includes his conduct, mannerisms, style of dress, and music choices (Barbra Streisand and the Village People are suspicious faves). Being hounded by an openly gay TV reporter (Tom Selleck, cast against type with great results) alternately helps and hinders Howard.


Howard finally admits he is gay, after denying it for half the movie, in one of the best, most sensitively handled coming-out scenes ever. Howard is caught off guard as much as anyone when he announces it, inadvertently at first, to his bride and a church full of people during his wedding. While many people, including myself, would term this a nightmare scenario and certainly not the ideal, Howard handles it with enormous dignity and grace (largely thanks to Kline’s considerable acting skills).

The bride is understandably devastated (“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to watch Funny Lady?” she cries out to the wedding guests). When the gay TV reporter congratulates Howard for coming out, Howard is taken aback. “I just ruined her life,” Howard responds. The reporter replies, truthfully, “No, you saved her life.”

The remainder of In & Out details the reactions of Howard’s family members, students and educational colleagues, and various other townspeople. It’s nice that ten years after In & Out was released, and perhaps partly due to the influence of this film and the others spotlighted in this series, coming out is a somewhat less-threatening prospect than it used to be.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

Tune in to TCM: Newman's Own

In honor of the late great Paul Newman, Turner Classic Movies is devoting a whole day of programming tomorrow in tribute to the Academy Award winning screen legend.

Films scheduled to be screened during the 24-hour marathon include Alfred Hitchcock's Torn Curtain, Otto Preminger's Exodus and Robert Wise's Somebody Up There Likes Me, plus Newman's two Tennessee Williams' film adaptations, Sweet Bird of Youth and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. The latter netted the actor his first Oscar nomination for Best Actor; subsequent nominations included Hud and Cool Hand Luke, as well as his Best Picture nominated directorial debut, Rachel, Rachel, all of which will also screen tomorrow beginning at 6:00 AM EST.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Out in Film: Stewart Wade

Idol worship: Stewart Wade, writer/director/producer.

- He began as a playwright, and two of his stage plays -- Opening Night and Second Chance -- were produced in Los Angeles.

- His screenplay Wish List was sold to German television; renamed Ich Wünsch Dir Liebe (I Wish to Live), it was so successful that it was subsequently released theatrically.

- Coffee Date, his first short film, screened at over 35 festivals worldwide and won several major awards, and was released on the DVD Straight Men & the Men Who Love Them.He would later remake Coffee Date as a feature film, starring Wilson Cruz and Jonathan Bray.

- Outfest named him one of their 2006 “Five in Focus” – feature film directors chosen as “the next wave of hot new talent.”

- Tru Loved, his next feature, opens next week. Set in San Francisco, the comedy/drama centers on the new kid in town (who has two lesbian mothers) starting her high school's first Gay-Straight Alliance. The film's cast is filled with many gay faves, including Jasmine Guy, Jane Lynch, Alec Mapa, Nichelle Nichols, Bruce Vilanch and Marcia Wallace.

On Location: Bodega Bay

This is the second in a month long Halloween-themed series of On Location posts that will take you "back to the scene of the crime" of some of the greatest horror movies ever made.

The calm serenity today of Bodega Bay, California (about an hour north of San Francisco) bears little resemblance to the quaint harbor town seen 45 years ago when Alfred Hitchcock sicked The Birds on it.

Nowadays, you are less likely to see a horde of terrified children running screaming from their school (now a private residence) or witness seagulls crashing into the local gas station (actually the Tides Wharf Restaurant). But you can see the church where Suzanne Pleshette's Annie Hayworth met her feather-strewn end. Just heed her warning and don't visit Bodega during migration season.

Reverend’s Reviews: Homo Horror at the Movies

As Halloween approaches with its goblins, ghosts and ghouls, there’s also an increasing number of horror films geared to the LGBT community being released. This sub-genre in LGBT cinema and literature has been dubbed “homo horror” by some wags. I love a good scary movie but, as may be expected, separating the genuinely horrifying entries from the just plain horrible is a growing responsibility for us critics.

The first movie of note in the homo horror sub-genre was 2005’s Hellbent. Impressively produced on a shoestring budget, it mimicked the Halloween and Friday the 13th slasher series in depicting a group of gay hotties being stalked by a remorseless serial killer during the West Hollywood Halloween street carnival. The killer, clad in leather and devil horns, attacks when least expected and is seemingly unstoppable. Hellbent isn’t a great or even a particularly good film, but its success in theaters and on DVDprovided initial evidence that there is indeed a market for homo horror movies.


Gay director David DeCoteau has also discovered this. His homoerotic, direct-to-video productions including The Brotherhood and Voodoo Academy, which feature scads of young men often wearing little more than boxer briefs, have been very successful. DeCoteau’s more recent, more overtly gay adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe stories (such as The Raven) have garnered theatrical release and positive reviews. His latest bisexual thriller, Playing with Fire, was released September 19 and is playing on the here! network.

One of the best horror movies — gay, straight or otherwise — I’ve seen in recent years is Cthulhu, which recently played in Los Angeles and is now being released nationwide. Based on the works of esteemed horror-fantasy writer H.P. Lovecraft, it is everything the author’s best stories are: creepy, cool and classy. What’s more, screenwriter Grant Cogswell and director Daniel Gildark have given their thought-provoking adaptation of what is referred to as Lovecraft’s “Cthulhu Mythos” a gay twist.


When gay history professor Russ Marsh (a very good, nuanced performance by Jason Cottle) returns after a long absence to his Oregon-coast hometown for his mother’s funeral, he encounters several unexpected and potentially sinister forces. First is the apocalyptic religious cult led by his father. Next is Russ’s former crush and high school-era j.o. buddy, Mike (Scott Patrick Green). Last, but not necessarily least, is the seductive Susan (Tori Spelling) and her allegedly physically disabled husband.

These are all secondary, however, to the primary threat of a supernatural uprising that human beings have unwittingly laid the groundwork for through our abuse of the environment. Gildark and Cogswell give their film an eerily prescient doomsday aura, with global temperatures rising dramatically and the oceans receding. Russ, long an embarrassment to his father and others in the town due to his homosexuality, unexpectedly finds himself in a position of power and may just be the world’s savior.


From the sublime to the ridiculous: The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror is scheduled to open at a theatre near you on Halloween, and will be released on DVDin November. An assortment of ill-prepared gay men and lesbian women fail to make advance hotel reservations for the “Blue Party” in Palm Springs. Since beggars can’t be choosers, they all end up at the remote Sahara Salvation Bed & Breakfast. The inn is run by Scripture-quoting Helen (Mari Marks) and her odd daughter, Luella (Georgia Jean, who gives the only reputable performance in the film). Then there’s the whispered-about Manfred, who is billed in the movie’s press notes as “perhaps THE most terrifying creature ever created for film!” Having seen it, I certainly wouldn’t agree.

The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror doesn’t try to be a serious horror movie, despite the buckets of blood thrown around the set. But neither does it succeed as a satire or spoof, with most of the jokes falling to the theater or living room floor with a thud. The best part of the film is its opening credits, which are accompanied by a hilarious song, “Watch Out for the Straights!,” sung and danced in true 1960’s go-go girl-style by Juliet Wright. If you do go to see this film, don’t be late!


Writer-director Bruce LaBruce is the gay auteur behind such memorable movies as Super 8½ and Hustler White. Not one for subtlety, his latest creation is the outrageous but very good horror-comedy Otto; or, Up with Dead People. It is scheduled for US theatrical release this November, after well-received screenings at numerous film festivals including Sundance and Outfest.

Otto (portrayed by the charming Jey Crisfar), recently risen from the dead, is discovered by underground filmmaker Medea Yarn (the very funny Katharina Klewinghaus). She has long been at work on her celluloid magnum opus, a pornographic attack on the political establishment that has defeated past zombie insurrections entitled Up with Dead People. As one character says, “Medea’s underground movies put her on the map … if the underground has a map.”


Medea is taken with Otto, even though she refuses to believe he is an actual zombie, and turns her camera on him in an effort to uncover his past. In the process, she details the emergence of “a new wave of gay zombies” which the horrified populace terms “the Purple Peril.”

Otto; or, Up with Dead People, is a movie within a movie within a movie that takes the zombie horror genre in welcome new directions after the lifeless (no pun intended) Diary of the Dead, by zombie-master George A. Romero, earlier this year. It is a clever satire, a sexy gay romance and a traditionally gory horror flick all at once. There’s also a theological critique of the religious right’s response to the AIDS crisis thrown in. LaBruce cleverly employs what could be termed “zombie vision” and “zombie audio” in what is, to my knowledge, the first cinematic attempt to gain a zombie’s literal point of view.

Something tells me the rise of Otto, as well as homo horror movies in general, is just beginning.

Now it's your turn ... pick your favorite "homo horror" movie in the latest MD Poll (located in the sidebar to your right). Results will be revealed two weeks from tomorrow.

UPDATE: The poll is now closed; click here for the results, and click here to vote in the next MD Poll.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

MD Poll: McDream's Are Made of This

Those eyes, the stubble, that hair ... no doubt about it, Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Shepherd (as played by Patrick Dempsey) can cure whatever ails you -- just by showing his handsome face. No wonder he was named you favorite Grey's Anatomy doctor in the latest MD Poll, easily landing 1/5th of the total 110 votes. (In sharp contrast, his girlfriend -- and the one whose name is in the show's title -- came in eighth.)

Doctors Miranda Bailey and George O'Malley (portrayed by Emmy Award nominees Chandra Wilson and T.R. Knight) proved equally as popular, tying for second place with 12.7% of the votes each. For the full rundown of the stats for the poll, see the comments section below.

Click here to vote in the latest MD Poll.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Reverend’s Reviews: We Are Family

The social and political debate over what or, more accurately, who constitutes a family is reaching its crescendo as Election Day looms. With propositions in both California and Arizona threatening to forever bar same-sex couples from marrying through constitutional amendments, we as LGBT people are called to defend our relationships and rights more than ever before.

Two fine movies opening across the country over the next few weeks, Breakfast with Scot and Saving Marriage, have perfectly timed release dates. Although one is a fictional comedy and the other a documentary, they complement each other well as statements in defense of same-sex marriage and families.

Breakfast with Scot (being released by Regent Releasing/here! Films tomorrow in New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco and expanding from there) comes to the screen touting one impressive credential: it is the first gay-themed film to be officially sanctioned by a professional sports league, the National Hockey League. Tom Cavanagh (of TV’s Ed) plays Eric, an ex-pro hockey player who has since found fame as Canada’s star sportscaster. Although closeted at work, Eric is gay and has a longtime partner, Sam (Ben Shenkman, who played Louis in the HBO production of Angels in America).


Their comfortable life together threatens to unravel, however, when Scot, the 11-year old son of Sam’s brother’s recently deceased girlfriend, is unexpectedly placed in their custody. Scot (the very talented Noah Bernett) is given to sudden emotional outbursts, wearing women’s cosmetics to school and singing Christmas carols year-round. In short, he’s more comfortable in his skin than either of his new “foster daddies,” especially Eric.

While he is initially horrified by Scot, Eric undergoes a powerful transformation during the course of the movie. Cavanagh is excellent, amusing and moving by turns, and is paired nicely with Shenkman. As written by Sean Reycraft (adapting Michael Downing’s novel) and directed by Laurie Lynd, Breakfast with Scot illustrates that two parents of the same gender are certainly no less beneficial to children than their heterosexual counterparts.


Saving Marriage (also in limited release by Regent Releasing/here! Films beginning tomorrow) is a revealing, non-fictional look at the legal battle over same-sex marriage as it was fought between 2004-2005 in the state of Massachusetts. A proposed constitutional amendment there was defeated, but only after numerous, often surprising political twists and turns.

I expect even those viewers who followed developments closely in Massachusetts will be riveted by the suspenseful tone producer-directors Mike Roth and John Henning lend to their necessarily streamlined recounting of events that played out over nearly two years.

At present, Massachusetts is the only state in the union where same-sex couples can get legally married and enjoy the exact same rights as married spouses of different genders. Whether LGBT residents of California, Arizona and other states will soon enjoy the same rights and benefits remains to be seen. Saving Marriage provides both encouragement and hope in our ongoing fight for equality.

Watch the trailers here: Breakfast with Scot, Surviving Marriage.

UPDATE: Breakfast with Scot is now available on DVDfrom Amazon.com.

Review by Rev. Chris Carpenter, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and the Orange County and Long Beach Blade.

The Latest in Theaters: Pep, Lies and RocknRolla

A thrills and chills heavy slate, with a few bright spots along the way, this week in theaters:
  • Happy-Go-Lucky: Sally Hawkins is Poppy, a peppy Pollyanna in this British dramedy from Academy Award nominated director Mike Leigh.
  • Body of Lies: Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio star in Ridley Scott's gritty CIA thriller.
  • RocknRolla: Guy Ritchie's stylized crime caper starring Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Thandie Newton and Jeremy Piven.
  • City of Ember: Two teens are on a quest to save their subterranean home in this star-studded (Bill Murray, Tim Robbins, Martin Landau) fantasy adventure.
  • Quarantine: This horror flick -- think Cloverfield in an apartment building -- is a remake of the Spanish hit [Rec].
  • And finally: Stay tuned for Chris' review of this week's two gay-themed offerings, Breakfast with Scot and Saving Marriage.
To find out what films are playing in your area, visit Fandango - Search movie showtimes and buy tickets!

A Not So Jolly Holiday with Mary

On Saturday Night Live this past weekend, Anne Hathaway not only spoofed her Princess Diaries co-star Julie Andrews' Oscar winning role as Mary Poppins, she also revealed the heretofore unknown definition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Click here to watch.

And speaking of Anne Hathaway, she has signed on to play the White Queen in Tim Burton's upcoming version of Alice in Wonderland. Plus, in news as surprising as Johnny Depp playing the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter will be the Red Queen, she of "Off with her head!" fame. Furthermore, Little Britain's Matt Lucas is onboard as both Tweedles, Dee and Dum, along with Michael Sheen in an unspecified role (the March Hare? The Caterpillar? The White Rabbit? The possibilities are endless).

UPDATE: Crispin Glover has joined the cast of Alice in Wonderland as the Knave of Hearts, while Alan Rickman will play the hookah-smoking Catapiller and (another no-brainer) Danny Elfman will do the score. And rumor has it that Michael Sheen will be the Cheshire Cat, while Christopher Lee is now the one onboard in the "unspecified role" (I can see him as the Mock Turtle though).

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Women We Love: Becki Newton

Object of our affection: Becki Newton, actress.

- As the delicious diva wannabe Amanda Tanen in Ugly Betty, she has taken a role that we have all seen before and made it truly unique ... and truly hilarious. Give this woman an Emmy already!

- In addition to playing Amanda, she played her exact opposite, the nerdette Ruthie, in a season one episode, and also plays Amanda's mother, Fay Sommers, in flashbacks. She has also been known to break into song on occasion.

- Prior to Betty, she appeared in several national commercials (like this one for the Olive Garden) and guest starred on such series as Cold Case, The Guiding Light, American Dreams, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Charmed.

- She made her film debut in P.S. and most recently co-starred in August Rush.

- In real life, she is BFF with her Betty cohort (and Betty podcast co-host), Michael Urie, is married to Broadway actor Chris Diamantopoulos (The Full Monty), and her brother Matt is also an actor.

DirecTV Finally Goes Too Far

We've complained about them in the past, but with this latest commercial featuring Poltergeist, DirecTV has certainly crossed the line.

Didn't anybody -- MGM, Craig T. Nelson, Heather O'Rourke's family -- pause to think that this wouldn't be the best way to honor the memory of a little girl who tragically died at the age of 12?

No, Sweetie Darling, No

Didn't we already dodge this bullet with Roseanne Barr back in the 90's? Apparently, Fox is going ahead with an Americanized remake of the classic Britcom Absolutely Fabulous. In this incarnation, Edina, Patsy, Saffy, Bubble and the rest of the Ab Fab gang will be relocated to Los Angeles.

Considering that the main character's vices (smoking, drinking, casual sex, swearing, the list goes on) that are at the core of the original's humor are either forbidden or strongly discouraged on US TV, methinks this will be a rather toothless imitation.

Pony Up

Huggable, lovable and filled with real Mercury -- start your own My Little Prophecy collection today!

Thanks to Kindertrauma for the laughs.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Toon Talk: Beautiful Dreamer

Although it has been just five years since Disney last awakened her for a two-disc Special Edition DVD (click here to read my original Toon Talk review of that release), there is a lot to celebrate about the newly released Sleeping Beauty: 50th Anniversary Platinum Edition.

First, for those who currently own the previous release and are wondering if it is worth the upgrade, the answer is: most definitely.

Yes, the new release does have the expected carry-overs from the Special Edition (such as the Academy Award-winning short subject Grand Canyon and the supplemental shorts Four Artists Paint One Tree and The Peter Tchaikovsky Story, plus the trailers and galleries), there is certainly enough new material (including a spiffy new “making of” feature and a chatty audio commentary with John Lasseter, Andreas Deja and Leonard Maltin) to make the extra purchase more then worthwhile. And that’s not even mentioning yet another in-depth look at a beloved Disneyland attraction (more on that later).

Then of course, there is also the fact that this is the first Disney animated classic to be presented on home video in high def with the corresponding Blu-ray edition.That edition comes with its own set of bells and whistles, plus a standard DVD of the movie for those who haven’t upgraded their hardware yet. That includes me, so this review will focus on the standard Platinum Edition release.

Click here to continue reading this Toon Talk review at LaughingPlace.com.

Poster Post: Hitchcock Goes to Poland Edition

Here's some enigmatic, unusual and just plain creepy Polish movie posters for a trio of Alfred Hitchcock classics. Above, Strangers on a Train ...


... followed by The Birds (yikes!) ...


... and finally, the master of suspense's final film, Family Plot.

The Latest on DVD: Sailor Swoon

For cinematic swashbuckling action, one could do no better than The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, available today in a 50th Anniversary EditionDVD and Blu-ray.

Despite its title, this was the first of the Sinbad movies, and set the standard for all mythological fantasy epics to follow, from Hercules to those hobbits. Featuring a one-eyed Cyclops, a two-headed Roc and the dashing Kerwin Mathews as our hero, the real star of 7th Voyage is special effects legend Ray Harryhausen, at the top of his game here (yes, there's sword-wielding skeletons).

The new DVD features a pristine, hi-definition transfer that captures the magic of Harryhausen's "eye-popping" special effects in dazzling Technicolor, plus an audio commentary with the master himself.

Check out the Latest on DVD widgets located in the sidebar for more of this week's new DVD releases available today from Amazon.com.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Reel Thoughts: He Sees Dead People

Hollywood is littered with the shattered careers of comedians who tried to make the ill-advised leap to romantic lead. Look at Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer or Jim Carrey in The Majestic. We don’t love comedians when they shut off the part of their appeal we most enjoy. Fortunately, Ricky Gervais is a master comedian who knows his strengths and brings them to his role as Bertram Pincus, DDS in Ghost Town.

Pincus is about as caring a dentist as Tilda Swinton is a pediatrician in Burn Before Reading. He hates people, so when he forces his mealy-mouthed doctor (Kristin Wiig) to put him under for a routine colonoscopy, it’s karmic justice that he dies briefly on the operating table and awakens able to see ghosts.


They chase, hound, and startle him relentlessly, until one particularly pushy ghost, deceased philandering businessman Frank Herlihy (Greg Kinnear) calls off the crowds in return for one favor. He wants Bertram to break up his widow’s (Tea Leoni) impending marriage to a virtuously dull crusader (Billy Campbell). Now, of course, we’ve seen variations on this theme from Topper to Ghost to The Sixth Sense to Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Ghost Whisperer, but writer/director David Koepp manages to put his own spin on the genre.

Ghost Town succeeds because Gervais is such a likable performer, even when playing a misanthropic jerk like Pincus. Tea Leoni has always been a marvelous actress on television and the movies, so it’s nice to see her given a role that shows her vulnerable and comic sides. Her character in Spanglish went so far over the line of being bearable that it’s nice to see what she can do when given a well-written role. Kinnear is a perfect choice as the forceful phantom, because he can harness his smarminess and use it to perfect effect. The supporting cast of ghostly nuisances is filled with wonderful talents like Dana Ivey and Alan Ruck. While there isn’t a terribly original plot at work in Ghost Town, I have to admit I enjoyed its spirit.

UPDATE: Ghost Town is now available on DVD and Blu-rayfrom Amazon.com.

Review by Neil Cohen, resident film critic of Movie Dearest and Phoenix's Echo Magazine.

Cinematic Crush: Russell Crowe

Crush object: Russell Crowe, actor.

- After bursting onto the international cinematic scene with his powerful performance as a racist skinhead in Romper Stomper, he showed his softer side as the gay son of a very excepting father in The Sum of Us.

- Hollywood came calling and he starred in such All-American film genres as the western (The Quick and the Dead), sci-fi (Virtuosity), crime drama (L.A. Confidential) and sports comedy (Mystery, Alaska).

- He received his first of three consecutive Academy Award nominations for his mesmerizing turn as Big Tobacco whistleblower Jeffrey Wigand in The Insider; he would win the Oscar the following year as the Gladiator known as Maximus Decimus Meridius. His schizophrenic math genius John Nash in A Beautiful Mind rounded out his Oscar hat-trick; he won the BAFTA, Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild awards for the latter.

- Other recent films include Proof of Life, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Cinderella Man, A Good Year and his two hits from last year, 3:10 to Yuma and American Gangster.

- He stars in this week's political thriller Body of Lies, and will next be seen in the all-star crime drama State of Play and the Robin Hood tale Nottingham, in which he will reportedly play both the Prince of Thieves and his nemesis, the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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